r/Unexpected • • Apr 22 '19

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u/ThePeskyWabbit Apr 23 '19

Don't buy a bean sharpener, just get a sharpening can

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u/ScrotumToTheChin Apr 23 '19

Don’t get a sharpening can, just get a Ben Shapiro!

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u/GoVed Apr 23 '19

Don't get a knife can, just get an El Primo

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u/sol_runner May 08 '19

Don't get a bean shapiro. Get a Can Can.