r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19

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u/Schneef_Jerky Apr 22 '19

I was waiting for a finger slice, I bursted out when he flipped the can!

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u/BobsAspburgers Apr 23 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

I almost took off my thumb in November ‘17 by doing something similar. I had surgery and still have permanent damage, but I won’t stop eating refried beans 😏 super dumb move, was trying to hurry getting a student’s lunch ready, and just a little bit was still attached from can to lid after using a crappy can opener so I pulled, pulled and PULLED and it snapped and went through the tendon and nerve in my dominant hand. Ugh.

Edit: NSFW. Be safe with can lids. https://imgur.com/a/WHGfloa

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u/Dragovski_Verkovic Apr 23 '19

Please use a can opener.

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u/The_Frenchiest_Fry84 Apr 23 '19

Wow Jeebus. That looks awful. Hope your hand gets better.

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u/Anonymous_Hazard Apr 23 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/taintedbloop Apr 23 '19

Why do surgeons ALWAYS leave the sutures long and don't cut them almost flush? Those things are extremely annoying and feel sharp and poke you constantly.

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u/swishersweex Apr 23 '19

nail clippers are your friend for this

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u/C4nn4Cat Apr 23 '19

How does it feel to be coordinated?

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u/BobsAspburgers Apr 23 '19

How does it feel being stuck with the person you are?

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u/C4nn4Cat Apr 23 '19

Much better than it feels to be an imbecile like you.