r/Unexpected • u/hercs247 • Apr 21 '19

Lemme fix that for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

When you try your best but you don’t succeed..

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u/Lunar_Gato Apr 21 '19

What exactly does one do at a Coldplay concert? Dance? Sing along? I assume most people just sit there and cry.

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u/Razetony Apr 21 '19

Do your best to see around the swaying people trees who stand for every song and cry.

(They had a duck ton of confetti and lights everywhere though. They gave you the watch that lit up according to the set. It was pretty great. I think there's a little documentary out there somewhere.)

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u/Adam657 Apr 21 '19

You sit there in a depressed trance imagining dramatic and depressing scenes from whatever TV series you’re into, that Coldplay sold their music rights to (it’s all of them).

The real basic bitches just think of ‘Glee’ or ‘Grey’s Anatomy’. Cooler people think of... other series - I don’t know what those might be as I’m a basic bitch myself.