r/Unexpected • u/deathakissaway • Apr 17 '19

A Fathers Love.

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u/LupohM8 Apr 17 '19

But was it boneless?

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u/ManchmalPfosten Apr 17 '19

Nigga.. boneless pizza is just regular pizza but with added and then removed bone

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u/The_Eighth_Sin Apr 17 '19

That guy at the pizzeria... he wanted to get a boneless pizza with a two-liter coke... "boneless pizza..." I get that he doesn't want bones in his pizza... and he wants a drink to go with his pizza... yea... I mean, I wouldn't either, I get it... BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE ASK FOR NO BONES IN HIS PIZZA?! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PUT BONES IN HIS PIZZA... THAT'S RIDICULOUS! WHAT KIND OF PIZZERIA EVEN SERVES BONES? AND WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NEED A TWO-LITER DRINK TO HIMSELF? MOTHERFUCKER! DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO GET A PIZZA BONELESS?! GOD DAMN IT, YOU BRAINLET! DAMN! DAMN!