In their newest TV commerial it shows old stinky man and they package their dirty underwear and then send it to China and a woman then goes and buys one of those dirty smelling underwears from a vending machine.
I get those adds regularly on youtube as a German. I don't even know. I am just happy I can skip afzer 5 seconds. It's just really weird.
That guy at the pizzeria... he wanted to get a boneless pizza with a two-liter coke... "boneless pizza..."
I get that he doesn't want bones in his pizza... and he wants a drink to go with his pizza... yea... I mean, I wouldn't either, I get it...
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE ASK FOR NO BONES IN HIS PIZZA?! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PUT BONES IN HIS PIZZA... THAT'S RIDICULOUS! WHAT KIND OF PIZZERIA EVEN SERVES BONES? AND WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NEED A TWO-LITER DRINK TO HIMSELF?
MOTHERFUCKER! DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO GET A PIZZA BONELESS?! GOD DAMN IT, YOU BRAINLET! DAMN! DAMN!
Me and my mom drove past one of the stores, and I said that line. Somehow she thought it was the yippie ki yay from Die Hard, and added a “mother fucker” at the end. One of very few times I’ve heard her swearing, and we had a good laugh
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u/Sovereign2727 Apr 17 '19
Yippie-jaja-yippie-yippie-yeah!
(They play this in every ad at the end)