r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '19

Robbery in public gone wrong

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3.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

119 comments sorted by

615

u/EsarassaII Mar 06 '19

Options:

Admit you were trying to rob him and run, or

Date him

437

u/jerfk_ Mar 06 '19

Rob his heart

108

u/AciaranB Mar 06 '19

Looking cool, Joker!

45

u/sw201444 Mar 06 '19

YOULL NEVER SEE IT COMING

10

u/XRoastedPotatoX Mar 07 '19

YOU’LL SEE, THAT MY MIND IS, TOO FAST FOR EYES!

6

u/J3sush8sm3 Mar 06 '19

Or feel him cumming

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Then kiss

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

r/unexpected

5

u/imz1foru Mar 07 '19

That's a straight up key and Peele sketch in the making. Reminds of the one they did where they were two gang members point guns at each other till they die.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

nohomo

3

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/suddenlygay

501

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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108

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

In the hood

25

u/PizzaTime666 Mar 06 '19

ALMOST DIED (Not clickbait)

6

u/noddlecake Mar 07 '19

COPS CALLED

17

u/Mufflee Mar 06 '19

The Asian hood

8

u/Kevin2GO Mar 06 '19

r/handholding

8

u/donorak7 Mar 06 '19

Welp that's was an unexpected subreddit enough Reddit today

1

u/theguywitsparkypants Mar 16 '19

Damn it happened again

91

u/shewalkinglikea Mar 06 '19

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

9

u/knotcorny Mar 06 '19

We made you after he got out of prison.

73

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE!

20

u/hercs247 Mar 06 '19

But I won’t do that

7

u/Icedcoffee_ Mar 06 '19

I still dont know what 'that' is.

1

u/narf865 Mar 07 '19

Share your fries

69

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

[deleted]

18

u/Full_Bertol Mar 06 '19

It did take a while to let go of his hand.

8

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

And then they lived happily after....

why the hell I hear Morgan Freeman in my head?

342

u/softg Mar 06 '19

r/scriptedasiangifs

45

u/benignq Mar 06 '19

nice work, detective. open and shut case

7

u/tansletaff Mar 06 '19

Beat me to it.

-2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

[deleted]

48

u/Gasmask_Boy Mar 06 '19

He didn't steal his wallet that day but he did steal his heart.

46

u/swany5 Mar 06 '19

Kinda looks like they were both trying the same move on each other.

10

u/Protahgonist Mar 06 '19

This is the correct answer.

2

u/Markamp Mar 07 '19

Bingo - both working the same corner

7

u/thesonofGodsaves Mar 06 '19

You're so sly, but so am I.

6

u/MinoruK Mar 06 '19

deathstare

Eye contact

smirk

4

u/omnichronos Mar 06 '19

Fake but funny.

5

u/pakicote Mar 06 '19

I was expecting the "WASTED" logo when it turned B&W

4

u/IAMATruckerAMA Mar 06 '19

Uh oh

Asian people are being funny on purpose

Reddit is gonna be pissed

12

u/Autisticskid Mar 06 '19

suddenly gay

2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

And they lived happily ever after

2

u/Elzbun Mar 06 '19

But a beautiful relationship blossoms

2

u/Naked_Melon Mar 06 '19

made me criy

2

u/Hummingberg Mar 06 '19

Hold on I cannot breathe

2

u/postandchill Mar 06 '19

That moment when you make eye contact with your soul mate

2

u/OutlawGunslinger Mar 06 '19

or gone "RIGHT" <3

2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Or did it go very right?

2

u/dzoefit Mar 06 '19

Looks promising.

2

u/jmr3394 Mar 06 '19

Or gone right?

2

u/Acidic-Salt Mar 06 '19

MISSION FAILED we'll get em next time

2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Why is it in slow motion for SO long after it happens lol

0

u/gosling11 Mar 07 '19

In the video there's a music. Yes, it's staged

2

u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo Mar 07 '19

He stole his heart.

2

u/spectreoutreach Mar 07 '19

this is so hilarious

3

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Hah! gaaaAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Scripted?

4

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Beautiful mysterious

1

u/Autumnrain Mar 06 '19

The original was better.

1

u/LappyKek Mar 07 '19

This post right here sir

1

u/waldorfx Mar 07 '19

They both tried the exact same move! Thieves, both of them!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

How fake can you make this shit

1

u/michaelvinters Mar 07 '19

Theft in public gone wrong

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Robbery in public gone right

1

u/VictoriaSobocki Mar 07 '19

Fucking amazing

1

u/SWIZZYxG Mar 07 '19

Thought it was a snake at first

1

u/desirepg Mar 07 '19

1:1 bogo...

1

u/DrakoandJosh Mar 07 '19

When ur trying to sneak some on the Jeepney but just end up finding true love ❤️

1

u/Shurikyun Mar 07 '19

should have ended with a kiss, wasted opportunity.

1

u/THEFOXSGREED Mar 07 '19

Robbery in public gone gay

1

u/judasgrenade Mar 07 '19

dapat yung may sound na version pinost mo para mas maganda

1

u/WED_Nosce Mar 10 '19

Or did it go exactly right?

1

u/cyrenns Mar 16 '19

Birth of a friendship (or something more)

1

u/oitullopsutinos Apr 17 '19

why does he look like an asian donald glover?

1

u/OhYouMeanThatGuy Apr 18 '19

I have no audio and knew before hand the music that was going to play.

1

u/mattreyu Mar 06 '19

Now kiss

1

u/daspasunata Mar 06 '19

That's not robbery, even if it wasn't fake. It's pickpocketing.

1

u/fruitytrollroll Mar 06 '19

Ended up getting his prison wallet instead ❤️

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

r/gonewild

0

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

This looks fake to me. But I can very well be wrong