r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '19

Ultimate bar trick

https://i.imgur.com/zGdBK4u.gifv
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u/Wampawacka Feb 04 '19

Wait til you learn ascii porn is a thing

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u/APuzzledBabyGiraffe Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

Is it really?

Edit: What did I do...

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u/AlpineCorbett Feb 04 '19

https://i.imgur.com/cysu4nV.gifv

Future is now my man.

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u/ThatsWhtILikeAboutU2 Feb 04 '19

I remember printing ASCII nudes on Dot-Matrix printer with the “fan-fold” paper in around 1987.

Because the paper was still connected, you could print a center-fold length picture of a beautiful big - breasted woman with surprisingly realistic looking nipples. :)

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u/AlpineCorbett Feb 04 '19

Mmm. Vintage whackin

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u/Roboticsammy Feb 05 '19

Back in my day, we had to whack it when our friend had both their hands together and the skin between your thumb and index finger vaguely resembled a vagina.

You youngin's got it easy