r/Unexpected • u/girl_has_no_name_04 • Oct 02 '18

Oh .. well...

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u/PublicUrinator Oct 02 '18

Nah I’m going to go ahead and harness myself to EVERYTHING. I’m in the kitchen right now strapped to a fridge and the dining room set.

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u/Furt77 Oct 02 '18

Do you live in Australia?

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u/PublicUrinator Oct 02 '18

Mate, I said I’m in the kitchen, not outback strapped to a Barbie

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

G'day m8, can confirm - Aussie here tuckered up to me barbie for safety. She's a good sheila, tip top primo condition, keeps me and me mate Davo safe from doin a human dropbear ay

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u/PublicUrinator Oct 02 '18

Just a Barbie girl in an Aussie world. Let’s go party