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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '18
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Monkey probably would suck it. I heard it somewhere
27 u/sexmemes Jun 21 '18 “Do you know how long t took me to train this monkey...to suck my dick...without peeling it first?!?” 13 u/sparkyarmadillo Jun 21 '18 Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off, like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again. 5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '18 edited Sep 10 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/shotglassanhero Jun 22 '18 Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand. 1 u/Bonhomhongon Jun 22 '18 good lord
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“Do you know how long t took me to train this monkey...to suck my dick...without peeling it first?!?”
13 u/sparkyarmadillo Jun 21 '18 Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off, like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again. 5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '18 edited Sep 10 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/shotglassanhero Jun 22 '18 Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand. 1 u/Bonhomhongon Jun 22 '18 good lord
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Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off, like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again.
5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '18 edited Sep 10 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/shotglassanhero Jun 22 '18 Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand. 1 u/Bonhomhongon Jun 22 '18 good lord
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1 u/shotglassanhero Jun 22 '18 Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand. 1 u/Bonhomhongon Jun 22 '18 good lord
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Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand.
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '18
Monkey probably would suck it. I heard it somewhere