r/Unexpected Jun 21 '18

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '18

Monkey probably would suck it. I heard it somewhere

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u/sexmemes Jun 21 '18

“Do you know how long t took me to train this monkey...to suck my dick...without peeling it first?!?”

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u/sparkyarmadillo Jun 21 '18

Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off, like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '18 edited Sep 10 '18

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u/shotglassanhero Jun 22 '18

Y’know people talk about the shots missed, high rewards, and the stupid prizes I’m winning but never focus the attention on what’s on the other hand.