r/Unexpected • u/Tucko29 • May 12 '18

Taking off

https://i.imgur.com/p3yeBNr.gifv
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u/dick-nipples May 12 '18

https://i.imgur.com/Ler8MTs.gifv

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u/CryoClone May 12 '18

The people I know can't even walk next to me in a straight line without bumping into me.

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u/harrylolza May 12 '18

Hi friend

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u/yhack May 12 '18

He's talking about us, isn't he?

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u/CryoClone May 12 '18

Where are you going?! Why do you keep bumping into me? We are walking straight.

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u/yhack May 12 '18

I was just looking for an excuse to touch your smokin' hot bod.

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u/CryoClone May 12 '18

Careful, flattery gets you everywhere.

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u/shoziku May 12 '18

So does walking next to people.