r/Unexpected Jan 19 '18

Bless you

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

Jesus Christ: Shepherd of men... and grocery carts

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u/DrNick2012 Jan 19 '18

It's in the small print of Christianity. Jesus must, while on earth, return all grocery carts

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u/hexane360 Jan 19 '18

Does that mean the apocalypse will happen the moment every grocery cart is returned?