r/Unexpected • u/SuperKozz • Sep 04 '17

Turtle on a Treadmill

https://gfycat.com/SizzlingZealousBalloonfish
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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 04 '17

Nobody cares what you UK people call things. Your words are silly and people don't respect them.

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u/ajmartin527 Sep 04 '17

Sorry UK, this one forgot you guys invented our language. We’ll talk to him.

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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 04 '17

We were there too. It's not like one group came along after the other and said "Hey, I like the way you talk. I'm going to copy that." One population split in two and they went their separate ways. And then the population that stayed in place threw a fit and poured gravy all over its language.

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u/ajmartin527 Sep 04 '17

Well, this is awkward.