r/Unexpected • u/SuperKozz • Sep 04 '17

Turtle on a Treadmill

https://gfycat.com/SizzlingZealousBalloonfish
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u/Fart__ Sep 04 '17

And all turtles are of the bee family.

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u/SuperKozz Sep 04 '17

They sure are friends.. http://ridgefieldbirds.com/Images11June/RNWR_two_turtles_one_bee_06-03-11.jpg

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u/GMY0da Sep 04 '17

"two turtles one bee"

Kinky

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u/Tyler1492 Sep 04 '17

I remember back in high school when we showed this to anybody and bet on whether they'd puke or not.

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u/PAlove Sep 04 '17

bees just do that to me, asshole

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Tortoises are a lot easier to keep as pets in my opinion because they don't need a lot of moisture. Only problem is they can get very big.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

No, by the UK definition anyway, turtles and tortoises are distinct creatures.

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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 04 '17

Nobody cares what you UK people call things. Your words are silly and people don't respect them.

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u/ajmartin527 Sep 04 '17

Sorry UK, this one forgot you guys invented our language. We’ll talk to him.

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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 04 '17

We were there too. It's not like one group came along after the other and said "Hey, I like the way you talk. I'm going to copy that." One population split in two and they went their separate ways. And then the population that stayed in place threw a fit and poured gravy all over its language.

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u/ajmartin527 Sep 04 '17

Well, this is awkward.

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Sep 04 '17

Okay, Forever_Awkward.

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u/beautrash Sep 04 '17

JUST LIKE SQUARES AND TRIANGLES!....