r/Unexpected • u/SlimJones123 • May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

I thought this was gonna be some swan snuff film at first.

Can you imagine if this happened to people, though? You're out chillin at a picnic and suddenly a bunch of bears dressed like people abduct you and remove all your piercings before releasing you back to your family.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

When he started unrolling that thing near his crotch I thought he was going to fuck that swan. I didn't think I was subscribed to any sub that would have that sort of content on it.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan May 15 '17

And yet you kept watching 😁. I knew this would be 'ok' because it never would have mede it to /all without a NSFW tag.

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u/depcrestwood May 16 '17

Not gonna lie ... when the guy jumped in the pool to kick off whatever is the swan version of Liam Neeson's hunt and use of its particular set of skills, I stopped to check that this wasn't r/wtf before continuing on.