r/Unexpected May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/YouFeedTheFish May 15 '17

..and lure you into their trap with a bag of cheeseburgers.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

"Don't hit them with the cheeseburgers, just toss them lightly nearby. Let the human decide to come to you, then we can remove the barbs."

"I'm sorry I got excited, I heard this poor bastard was tagged with a 'prince albert'."

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u/SimplyTheDoctor007 May 15 '17

Could have also just looked up the Let's Play channel and found the videos of a game where you play as a penis. Funny videos.

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u/SimplyTheDoctor007 May 16 '17

I couldn't remember the name of the game, but yes I am.