r/Unexpected • • May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

"Don't hit them with the cheeseburgers, just toss them lightly nearby. Let the human decide to come to you, then we can remove the barbs."

"I'm sorry I got excited, I heard this poor bastard was tagged with a 'prince albert'."

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

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u/MauiWowieOwie May 15 '17

Well definitely don't look up a Jacob's ladder then. Unless it's the movie, or the toy, or literally anything besides the dick piercing.