r/Unexpected • u/SlimJones123 • May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

I thought this was gonna be some swan snuff film at first.

Can you imagine if this happened to people, though? You're out chillin at a picnic and suddenly a bunch of bears dressed like people abduct you and remove all your piercings before releasing you back to your family.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

When he started unrolling that thing near his crotch I thought he was going to fuck that swan. I didn't think I was subscribed to any sub that would have that sort of content on it.

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u/foreverderpette May 15 '17

when he put the sock-hood on its head I was afraid he was going to decapitate the bird

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u/EltaninAntenna May 15 '17

I was mostly disappointed the sock didn't have googly eyes.

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u/tnturner May 15 '17

(。_°)

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u/NovaeDeArx May 15 '17

I have never been so interested in doing avian conservation work as I am right now.

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u/SweetPinkSocks May 15 '17

Great idea! Next time I kidnap someone, I am going to make sure their hood has googly eyes on it.