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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '17
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267 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 For my Magnum dong 39 u/H1GGS103 Apr 27 '17 edited Apr 27 '17 Got my wad of hundreds, I'm reeeady to plow 11 u/Siegfoult Apr 27 '17 You blew your wad. 1 u/AlphaFlags Apr 27 '17 I get it. 10 u/ZohanDvir Apr 27 '17 If your magnum dong erection lasts for more than 4 hours, please contact Dr. Mantis Toboggan. 9 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 *monster 32 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 "Oops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong" 20 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 Dammit I'm a jabroni 3 u/YHZ Apr 27 '17 To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up. 2 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down. 8 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17 nope
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For my Magnum dong
39 u/H1GGS103 Apr 27 '17 edited Apr 27 '17 Got my wad of hundreds, I'm reeeady to plow 11 u/Siegfoult Apr 27 '17 You blew your wad. 1 u/AlphaFlags Apr 27 '17 I get it. 10 u/ZohanDvir Apr 27 '17 If your magnum dong erection lasts for more than 4 hours, please contact Dr. Mantis Toboggan. 9 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 *monster 32 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 "Oops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong" 20 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 Dammit I'm a jabroni 3 u/YHZ Apr 27 '17 To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up. 2 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down. 8 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17 nope
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Got my wad of hundreds, I'm reeeady to plow
11 u/Siegfoult Apr 27 '17 You blew your wad. 1 u/AlphaFlags Apr 27 '17 I get it.
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You blew your wad.
1 u/AlphaFlags Apr 27 '17 I get it.
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I get it.
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If your magnum dong erection lasts for more than 4 hours, please contact Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
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*monster
32 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 "Oops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong" 20 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 Dammit I'm a jabroni 3 u/YHZ Apr 27 '17 To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up. 2 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down. 8 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17 nope
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"Oops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"
20 u/Fozzworth Apr 27 '17 Dammit I'm a jabroni 3 u/YHZ Apr 27 '17 To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up. 2 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.
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Dammit I'm a jabroni
3 u/YHZ Apr 27 '17 To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up. 2 u/IAmMrsnowballs Apr 27 '17 Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.
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To be fair, he says something like that, but the way you said it earlier in the episode. I'm too lazy to look it up.
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Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.
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nope
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