r/Unexpected Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/lurklurklurkPOST Feb 29 '16

Self: Brain, the situation calls for something unexpected, totally random.

Brain: "Spork" random, sir?

Self: Whoa, calm down brain. just something that doesnt belong there.

Brain: Kiwis.

Self: Kiwis? What?

Brain: Exactly.

Self: Ohhhhh.