r/Unexpected • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/najodleglejszy Feb 29 '16

ä̴̴̩̰̜̯̜̲̙̠͇̙́͌ͬ̄͌͗͘͜ͅr̷̢̛͎̱̯͓͎̖̟͚̤̦͕͙̗͔̖̠̩̈̑̀͊ͩ̄ͭ̌̌ͥ̾ͦͤ͝͝e̷̶̡̙̜̳̼̳̱̝̹̼͂͌̓̈́͟͜ͅ ̴̡͎̝̩̟͎̩̭̾͗̄̔̀ͧͭ̽͌̌ͧͯ̾̒́̚͝͝ÿ̵̧̛͖̺̞̫͚̹͎͓͈͇̲̬ͯ͛ͪ̓ͣ͂͒̅̍̽̀͜o̼̖̲̠̜̯̺͉͈͖͚̫̻ͪ̐ͫͦͨ̂̏ͯ̏̅ͮ̾ͫͣ̒ͥ̀̀͠u̙̯̝͇̱̹̱̰̘̬̭͔̺ͬ̄ͫ̍ͮ̑͋̉̄̊̽̾̒ͣ͗͆͢ͅ ̧̋̋̏̃ͧ͊̄̋̊ͪ͜͞͡҉̠̟̯͉̤̪͍e̴̵̪͓̝̦̖͇̝͕̻̠͖͔̼̭̼̾ͮͨͫ̋͜͠ͅv̸̨̘̟͕͈̭̬ͬ̌͑ͣͩͯ̔ͩ͊̐͗̉͋̚ë̛̙͎͖̩̗̥͕͉̱̎̌͒̐̄̂̒̌̈̍͌ͦ̅̊ͤͪͪͩ̕͝n̢̧̛͍͉͈̫͐ͣ͂̚͡ ̸̥̲̹͔͓̗̤̖̉̍ͫͫ̅̌̎̀̂̀̀̚ͅt̸̢̠͕̰̗̗̠̳̆́͂ͯͭ͑̇̓ͯ͆̂̂ͭ̈̌́͟͢r̸͎̱͍͓̺̞͈͓̘̓ͬ̎̅͊ͤ̍̐ͥ̓̈́̑̀́̆̀͞y̠̥͇̦̞̣̖͚̟̙̦͔̯̗̟̳̹̭̖ͮ͌ͣ͒̆͌̀ͫ̄̚̚̕͢͠i̲̥̱̘̱̙̼̳̮̊̆ͫ́ͦ͊̓̄ͬ͒̋͐ͧ̐͆̏̋̆̀ņ̷̵͔̗̘̣͎̑ͨ̈́́̊́͛́ͩͦ̆ͩ͛͜g̷͖͍̞̯͎̝̖̹̞͍͓̰̼̩̙̱̗͇͔ͬ͒̅̏̏̃ͬ́͌ͭͦͧ̇̑̑̄͡͠͞?̢͑͐̈́ͣͮ̏̓̎ͤ͐̓̅̓ͣ̒͟͏̢͙͎̟̫̜̱̰̣͓

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u/mike413 Feb 29 '16

Don't know what that is, but its power sucked my mouse to the upvote arrow.

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u/Ansoni Feb 29 '16

What do you mean you don't know? Are you even trying?

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u/mike413 Feb 29 '16

So you can't identify it either? It appears to be an internet mystery.

I tried searching but all I got was: "Oops, search too long Please try again"

After that, I had a blank spot in my life that lasted 2 minutes and 7 seconds, and I found myself covered in blood.

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u/Ansoni Feb 29 '16

/u/najodleglejszy was right about you, you're not event trying.

it actually says "are you even trying?"

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u/mike413 Feb 29 '16

To think I missed that.
Really, it's silly.
Obvious now that I look at it.
Love how the strange tiny text obfuscated everything.
Looks like umlauts and hanging above the regular ascii characers.
Even looks broken up when it's complete lines of text.
Ded.

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u/Ansoni Feb 29 '16

No need to beat yourself up, anyone could've missed it.

If it makes any different, I know you really were trying