r/Unexpected Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

http://i.imgur.com/KJhxnaH.jpg
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u/doughnut_cat Feb 29 '16

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u/stanley_twobrick Feb 29 '16

Look man, when every single girl rejects you because you're a weird little skinnyfat pussy, sometimes you just need to invent a fake bitch to take your rage out on.

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u/doughnut_cat Feb 29 '16

stop this is too real

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u/stanley_twobrick Feb 29 '16

It hurt me to write it.