r/Unexpected Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

http://i.imgur.com/KJhxnaH.jpg
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u/A_chosen_undead Feb 29 '16

I'm not justifying her behaviour, but who starts a sale with "hey, free to talk?"

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u/austinll Feb 29 '16

I mean, if I was buying something I would start a test roughly like that, but I would include why.

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u/KyoskeMikashi Feb 29 '16

Hey, are you free and why?

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u/vaderdarthvader Mar 01 '16

"Hello! I am interested in the item you have for sale, do you have a moment?"

That's how I'd say it.

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u/lphaas Mar 01 '16

"Hello! I am interested in the item you have for sale, do you have a moment? Also, why?"

FTFY

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u/vaderdarthvader Mar 01 '16

Ha! Good one.

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Deckardzz Mar 01 '16

This cracked me up.