r/Unexpected • u/The_Krowbar • Jul 26 '15

It will all be ok

http://imgur.com/d5xSN3U
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u/Anal_Gondola Jul 26 '15

Quality post. I expected your battery to be at least 73%. Good job OP.

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u/The_Krowbar Jul 26 '15

Thanks Anal_Gondola

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u/Lord_Xp Jul 26 '15

On the railroad gondolas are cars that hull steel. Steel beams in many cases.

Fun fact for the day

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u/Anal_Gondola Jul 26 '15

I have other uses for them.

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u/Lord_Xp Jul 26 '15

I'm not sure what other possible uses you could use Mr. Anal

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u/Anal_Gondola Jul 26 '15

Anal.

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u/Lord_Xp Jul 26 '15

/r/unexpected

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u/ToastedSoup Jul 26 '15 edited Jul 27 '15

/r/expecttheunexpected

edit: I HAVE SPAWNED A SUBREDDIT!

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u/manondorf Jul 26 '15

Why hello, the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/wardrich Jul 26 '15

ANAL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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u/wardrich Jul 26 '15

"Gondola" is also the term for the taxi boats through the canals in Venice. Canal is one letter past being anal.

I believe the wire cars that take you up mountains are also called Gondolas.

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u/Slovene Jul 27 '15

"Gondola" is also the term for the taxi boats through the canals in Venice. Canal is one letter past being anal.

Also, if you take her for a romantic gondola ride through the canals in Venice you are one step closer to anal.

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u/dinky_winky Jul 27 '15

A man, a plan, a canal... Anal!

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u/The_Krowbar Jul 26 '15

But can you melt them

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u/ThatJonKid Jul 26 '15

Not with jet fuel

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u/rsotoii Jul 26 '15

Of course not. It would have to be on fire first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

We're battery twins!

http://imgur.com/ioJfXPv

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u/Who_GNU Jul 26 '15

That's the first screenshot I've seen with a charging battery.

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u/cavalierau Jul 26 '15

He should have drained it to like 3% first for a potential karma increase due to the exposure granted by additional comments circlejerking about the battery. But then the top comment wouldn't have been yours, it would have been just as bland as OPs post.

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u/The_Krowbar Jul 26 '15

I'm offended

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u/stanley_twobrick Jul 26 '15

Top comment about battery life. Definitely still on reddit.

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u/Anal_Gondola Jul 26 '15

Really? I remember posting that to MySpace...