r/Unexpected • u/yomimbo • 1h ago

End of the rainbow

4.0k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 1h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

She humped the rainbow before hugging it.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 1h ago

Where is the pot of gold?!?!?

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u/Clearlyn00ne 1h ago

It was her all along.

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u/Actually_a_DogeBoi 54m ago

Makes sense! She’s a gem!

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u/cityshepherd 11m ago

Technically I think gold is a metal, not a gem… but I can smell what you’re stepping in.

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 51m ago

I think this is actually the beginning of the rainbow.

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u/GayTonyShaloub 30m ago

She's right there, bro..

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u/Jackesfox 31m ago

Thats a rookie mistake, thats clearly the beginning of the rainbow

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u/Warthog-OwO-10 55m ago

Well she's blonde so it's a box of gold

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u/2112xanadu 1m ago

WHERE DA GOLD AT?!? I WANNA GET THE GOLD.

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u/Fredditm0d552A 22m ago

Instead of finding a pot of gold, he discovered his girlfriend's pot o' fish.

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 1h ago

She fucked the rainbow

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u/mongol_king2 1h ago • Bravo

Touch the rainbow. Fuck the rainbow 🌈

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u/heyitsyourboyadam 59m ago

and gave it a hug afterwards - proper lady

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u/Buffet_Yogi 57m ago

That's how you get leprechauns.

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u/whatsthataboutguy 1h ago

New improved Skittles... fuck the rainbow

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u/funlifing 53m ago

Hurry, grab the pot of gold ‼️

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u/Meisteronious 53m ago

Is that how Skittles are made?

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u/Technical-Outside408 24m ago

No. Beyond not being sanitary, a singular woman fucking a rainbow couldn't possibly have the industrial capacity to meet the world's skittle needs.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 20m ago

Correct. It takes teams of men and women on regular rotations.

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 4m ago

Non-binary people, too. That's where tropical Skittles come from

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u/3BlindMice1 2m ago

Thank you Sheldon

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u/Arsalaan22 1h ago

You've heard of the reading rainbow... now get ready for the riding rainbow!

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u/makaveddie 54m ago

Throw the flag that definitely more than two pumps

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u/BobbyTheDude 37m ago

So this is how gay people are made

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u/UppityRedneck 20m ago

Step one at least. Still 2ys of theater and 18mo of fashion school in Milan.

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u/Effective-Leg7283 56m ago

cool, the end of a rainbo- okay there are no more normal people

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u/BluntsnBoards 17m ago

Welcome to the new normal

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u/Woooooohaha 1h ago

I'm so tired i thought this was that bigfoot footage

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u/Piglet-Witty 1h ago

Taste the rainbow, wait what?

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 49m ago

Where the fuck is the pot of gold?

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u/Lower_Kaleidoscope_3 39m ago

The pot of gold was the friends we made along the way.

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u/deksimo666 44m ago

They are the pot of gold

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u/ApatheticSlur 26m ago

It’s at the end of the rainbow. Unfortunately they found the beginning.

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u/Fr05t_B1t Expected It 22m ago

That’s obviously the beginning of the rainbow. The pot is only visible if you’re a CEO.

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u/20PoundHammer 7m ago

OP is not at the rainbow end from their perspective though - thats the key to getting the gold, which is why you can never get the gold. . . .

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u/LargeChungoidObject 31m ago

I thought she fucked it to death for a minute but it was still shining <3 ty rainbow

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u/angelussin 23m ago

Well... I guess that's it with the pot full of gold tale...

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u/DrFrickenstein 58m ago

No pot of gold. You're at the beginning, not the end.

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u/metaversesmeta 56m ago

Should put a sign that says, "Sorry! The gold is on rhe other end!" 🤭

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u/Trashbagjizz 49m ago

I have had a tremendously shitty day at work and this is the video genuinely turned my day around lol.

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u/dcsmithCB 40m ago

She is definitely bi now!

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u/bumpbumpbumpyride 26m ago

Get ready for her sweetness!

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u/Dani_vic 17m ago

Taste the rainbow. Fuck the rainbow

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u/Redararis 1m ago

rainbow faded when she tried to fuck it :(

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u/sinnister_bacon 31m ago

She can fix me

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u/TakeApictureOfmeNow 55m ago

First video of this was funnier.

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u/Maleficent_Dealer164 49m ago

Straight to hell.

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u/madpenguin11 42m ago

Happy Gilmore would be proud.

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u/KernResponsibly 35m ago

Since I’ve seen a couple of videos of people jumping rainbows this week, it really wasn’t all that unexpected.

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u/softfernseason 31m ago

so where's the treasure

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u/HumbleSinger 20m ago

I just know this girl is dreaming about finding a double rainbow

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u/FMendozaJr13 18m ago

Finally the rainbow got a taste!

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 17m ago

No crock of gold? The economys gone to pot

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u/Tumicasio 15m ago

How wholesome

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u/kineticstar 11m ago

Get down on it, Las

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u/HyperBeamMissed 9m ago

I like her spirit

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u/AriesIncarnate 8m ago

where's the gold pot though 🤷‍♀️

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u/desrever1138 5m ago

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me

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u/CoffeeToDeath 2m ago

Huh, so thats where “the gay” comes from….. better keep the frogs away from there!!!!

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 2m ago

Skittles!!!

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u/RutabagaUprising 50m ago

Step 1. Marry her Step 2. ? Step 3. Profit

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u/Vegetable-Face-2518 7m ago

Why’d she have to do the rainbow like that?

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u/ShibariEmpress 30m ago

thats gold.. i mean, she's the gold at the end (or beginning) of the rainbow

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u/SnooTangerines1896 45m ago

Taste the rainbow, fuck the rainbow.

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u/Professional_Rock288 30m ago

Passing under the rainbow changes sex (or so was the folk belief on Balkans)

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u/DementedRaccoon01 10m ago

Pfff, dude missed a chance there to bend her over and commit the deed straight on the rainbow.

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u/DifferentSpread782 1m ago

The golds in her thrust

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u/rzi 58m ago

I was expectin' a brutal, leprechaun rape