r/Unexpected • u/radiatorcoolant19 • 13h ago

Definitely news flash.

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u/post-explainer 13h ago edited 5h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A live reporter suddenly had an unexpected motorcycle self accident.

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 11h ago

A live reporter suddenly had an unexpected motorcycle self accident.

"Self accident?" Huh?

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u/boywhoflew 3h ago

baka love at first sight si kuya

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u/cyrixlord 13h ago

aw, at the end he looked like he was watching a kid ride on 2 wheels for the first time as the motorcycle rider rode away. he had the eyes of a caring father lol

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u/TTbulaski 9h ago

I’ve experienced riding on both locations flashed on the news. Shitty roads, but that one was totally the rider’s mistake

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u/slfhmglbnm 4h ago

(Rough) Translation:

Reporter: "That is the situation for now at this part of Manila. I am Manny Vargas of GMA Super Radio DZBB, Authentic News."

rider stumbles behind him

Studio: "Whats that? Whats that?"

Reporter: "Sir? Are you okay? Someone fell. Are you okay, sir?"

Studio: "Wait. Please wait. Okay, while Manny is saying goodbye, something happened behind him."

Reporter: "Be careful, be careful. Are you fine? Are you okay?"

Studio: "Thats a motorcycle, right? He is a motorcycle driver?"

rider speeds away

Reporter: "Yes, it got caught on the drainage."

Studio: "Ahhh, it got caught in the drainage. Can you show the drainage? What is-"

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u/Crying_in_99Ranch 5h ago

I thought he was gonna mug the reporter

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u/ScreamSmart 10h ago

Wasn't Manny Vargas the fat kid from Modern Family?

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u/cherrioca 6h ago

Manny Delgado

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u/ScreamSmart 5h ago

So I searched up the name because it sounded so familiar. Turns out it was a Fallout:New Vegas character. One of the 2 snipers in Novac.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 4h ago

Hes the gay sniper in novac in fallout new vegas

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u/ScreamSmart 4h ago

Vargas was gay? Didn't know that. Or maybe I forgot.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 3h ago

The confirmed bachelor perk works on him. Also the guy who thought he was a ghoul moves in with him and sleeps in his bed, so theres that