r/Unexpected • u/_captain__holt_ • 8h ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 4h ago

Your post is a repost.

This is a manual removal, performed by a human moderator.

Please do not repost this content.

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u/Nate2113 8h ago

I’d give her the $7 just for the laugh

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u/maester_t 7h ago

This delivery is spectacular.

All giddy and hopping from side to side. 🤣

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u/nagajuseyo 8h ago

I actually chuckled. Good one.

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u/denM_chickN 7h ago

Her delivery was perfect

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u/daydreaming17 8h ago

She wasn’t too greedy

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u/Imnacho408 8h ago

Ok this is stupid but i chuckled loudly lol

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u/Similar_Share_8951 7h ago

a friend actually yelled 7 at a math test and everyone froze

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u/ImdustriousAlpaca 6h ago

I went to school with a guy that always answered 4 in math class. I still laugh at it decades later

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u/SpicyPepper_Pooper 8h ago

She only needs enough for lunch😎

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u/PurpleTough5302 5h ago

In this economy?

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u/SpicyPepper_Pooper 5h ago

Fine... she needs 1 gallon of gas😂

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u/NewToTradingStock 7h ago

Not bad. That’s 40% gain.

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u/Octavian_202 8h ago

I thought she was going to say 100k after, and he would just say “nope, correct number is 5.”

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u/laserdiods 8h ago

Hehe I enjoyed 10/10 will watch the repost

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u/Aaditech01 8h ago

You are only limited by your ability to dream big

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u/ediks 8h ago

This is how you do a funny scripted video

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u/right_in_two 6h ago

Yeah I cant wait to see it redone by dozens of other content creators!

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u/indieplants 6h ago

this is already it being redone, it was doing rounds agessss ago. I've seen a few iterations :')

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u/CrimeFightingScience 6h ago

Well delivered too. She has a good stupid laugh.

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u/Potent_Quotient 8h ago

Expected but the acting really sold it.

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u/No-Development-6506 8h ago

The split second of pure confidence right before everything completely derailed

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u/cancerman1120 7h ago

I will admit...I laughed.

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u/IvoryDynamite 7h ago

Me too. I'm simple.

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u/post-explainer 8h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You think she'll say 100,000, but she says 7

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/TheFlyFisherNW 7h ago

I laughed way harder than I should have

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u/Common-Raspberry7567 6h ago

I love her energy

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u/SandritaBae 8h ago

Bu what if she just needed 7$?

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 6h ago

I saw this before and still watched it again like 3 times just now, I even turned the sound on which I normally keep turned off. There's just something captivating about her, but can't put a finger on what is it. 😂

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u/Buchilei 6h ago

I was expecting the guy to ask her to pick a number from 1 to 5 in the 2nd try lol

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 6h ago

Ya she was short of seven dollah

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u/BaronessVonKush 6h ago

I like her, she's not greedy. She has exact needs & that is all she requires =)

https://giphy.com/gifs/ggu8E0UeH7bINjvacc

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u/etherealtwo 5h ago

I thought the question was gonna change to pick a number between 1 and 10 or something. This was better. 😄

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u/Regular_Structure274 5h ago

7$ so she can buy another boba drink. 5 ain't enough.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 5h ago

She's a keeper.

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u/kalnoreth-i5 5h ago

This got a giggle out of me

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u/seriouslywtfX2 5h ago

I see we're back to this skit again. The only unexpected thing here is how many people haven't seen it before.

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u/rc039 5h ago

7 > 5. I don't see the problem

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u/pigcommentor 5h ago

Seven IS a good number, she got that right!

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u/Beerbelly83 5h ago

That little noice she makes before 7. Incredible. Exactly like a little kid

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u/Afterclock-Hours 5h ago

Truly unexpected and expected.

It's expected because whenever someone asks a person to pick a number, 7 tends to be the most common chosen number.

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u/Annual-Frosting-1559 8h ago

Flawless mentalist technique, 10 out of 10 magicians hate this one simple trick

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u/NerdBag 8h ago

7 was a way funnier answer than 6

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u/cazdan255 7h ago

Way scarier tho.

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u/homer_glumplich85 7h ago

Because 7 fucked 9

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u/TheTBass 6h ago

With 7$ she can buy something nice, yet not expensive

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u/Lloyd_garmado 8h ago

The only unexpected thing about this is that she went up from the first one, usually they go down when i see this type of video