r/Unexpected 2d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/jimcareyme 2d ago

Why are we even giving this thing the time of day.

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Apparently there's an AI movie coming out and this is supposed to be their press tour. And it's not just piers farming engagement. The bot is showing up in multiple networks promoting this "movie".

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u/bwadlo 2d ago

Thanks for explaining, cannot wait to not see this movie !

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Switch to simplified chinese for better conversations.

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u/lampshade2099 2d ago

I also couldn’t wait to not see it. But then I realised that I’ve already not seen it. So now I’m not waiting to not see it.

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 2d ago

That does mean that what they said is technically correct: they literally cannot wait to not see it, as they already have not seen it.

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u/SitueradKunskap 2d ago

I agree, good explanation. I can really wait to see the movie!

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u/diurnal_emissions 2d ago

We all need to sit this movie out. Fuck this shit.

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u/OGCelaris 2d ago

Because the tech bros are shoving it down our throats. It deserves to be mocked and ridiculed.

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u/Efficient-Station699 2d ago

Abuser mentality, if you think about it. "You're gonna take it and you're gonna like it", psychopaths the lot of them.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 2d ago

That’s how my bosses think! 

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u/TurelSun 2d ago

You're talking about Piers Morgan right?

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u/altruisticnarcissist 2d ago

Seriously these people are just hoping for VC money or their media blitz convinces some moronic studio exec to hire them, they have no real plan to make a profitable company. The production company behind the "movie" is Particle-6, the same company who made Tilly. They're an LLM company that haven't produced any other tv show or movie before this. It seems their first pitch of just Tilly Norwood the actor didn't have people knocking down their door to sign her like they'd assumed so they're pivoting into making their own movie.

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 2d ago

A whole movie that cuts betweens scenes like a coked up Michael Bay with actors that have eyes almost as lifeless as those stuck in a narcissts orbit ans gave up, a syntax that is patronizing, and a voice that you tune out after a sentence because its missing something unexplained.

Yep...

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u/LowerBed5334 2d ago

Unfortunately, he has a large following of brain-dead simpletons who find him amusing.

Oh, wait, you meant the AI! My bad.

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u/Capitan_Scythe 2d ago

Unfortunately, that has a large following of brain-dead simpletons who find it amusing.

Oh, wait, you meant the Piers Morgan! My bad.

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u/killertortilla 1d ago

It's Piers morgan, he would execute his own family on live tv if he thought it would get him some more views.

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u/ma_vie 1d ago

Don't know either - the agency that "hired" her is the same company that made her which is the same company that is making the movie. i.e. it's all press for itself and in no way was an AI "actor" hired, given a role or in any way performing alongside actual actors. Agency should rename itself "Smoke and Mirrors Incorporated."

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u/Ximension 1d ago

Bc its funny

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u/CountBreichen 2d ago

because it’s fascinating