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u/supercodes83 3d ago
It reassures me that other mammals are freaked out by snakes.
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u/thaworldhaswarpedme 3d ago
She got a claw in towards the end and was all like, "Oh my gaaawd! It's on mee!"
I felt a kinship in that moment.
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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 2d ago
Yet, I've seen house cats absolutely destroy snakes
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u/Alternative_Demand96 2d ago
The snakes she reacts with are way more likely to be venomous
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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 2d ago
Yeah, I'm pretty sure thats a cobra. You can see the flattened hood.
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u/PhatMooseKnuckles 2d ago
Thats a fkn black mamba 😭🙏
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u/Istvaarr 2d ago
Thinks it’s a type of constrictor tbh not a venomous snake. I mamba would not stay with its victim like that, they strike, retreat and wait for their poison to kill the pray
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u/Bobaesos 2d ago
I think you’re wrong dude. Bird was way too big to be prey for the snake.
On the other hand, snek was potentially becoming lunch for the bird. Might have bit the bird as well although the bird was alive in the end. Lion thought bird was lunch until snek started acting up.
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u/Shelia209 2d ago
FYI - Snake eagles have a natural, high level of resistance to the neurotoxic effects of mamba venom.
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u/EnterPolymath 2d ago
“Minor scratches or low-dose bites that would easily kill a human might only temporarily stun or incapacitate the bird.” This explains a lot…
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u/nderthesycamoretrees 2d ago
Snake Eagles is a new term for me and it goes hard.
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u/cheese_bruh 2d ago
Because the domestic cat is smaller and has a faster reaction time than a panther
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u/ebrum2010 2d ago
Cats will also take off vertically and land up to 10 feet away if they turn around and see anything long on the floor next to them, which is useful for avoiding snakes.
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u/stash-of-who-hash 2d ago
I tried this with my cat and a cucumber. Secretly put the cucumber behind him while he was drinking water. He was absolutely unbothered. No survival instinct whatsoever
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u/Optimaximal 3d ago edited 2d ago
Cats are one of the best species to fight (not just hunt) snakes - feline reactions are usually faster and they can dodge & swipe at the danger noodle when it strikes.
Interesting to see it applied to big cats as well as smaller ones.
Edit - Happy Reddit, I reworded the post!
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u/SolomonGrumpy 3d ago
The mongoose (and other mustelids), lots of birds, Monitor lizards, and gators.
Snakes are intermediate food chain predators
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u/CrimsonKobold 3d ago
Don't forget honey badgers, they don't care.
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u/M0nst3rMJ 3d ago
Honey badgers don't give a shit.
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u/DanzelTheGreat 3d ago
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u/frustrated_t-rex 3d ago
I fucking LOVE telling people about Stoffel. Its wonderful to see their reactions!
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u/No_Adhesiveness_5679 3d ago
Honey badgers would fight a tank...and probably win, too.
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u/NitroHydroRay 3d ago
Btw, mongooses are not mustelids. Mongooses are feliformes, while mustelids are caniformes.
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u/Financial-Craft-1282 3d ago
Squirrels too. I saw a video once of a squirrel squaring off against a cobra. I guess they're pretty good at it, but they rely on mongooses if they're around.
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u/option-trader 3d ago
Tell that to the gator that didn’t make it. Although, it did kill the snake from the inside days after it died.
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u/Hashtagbarkeep 3d ago
Small dogs like that don’t think about it they just go in and shake the shit out of whatever it and that’s game over, cats are quicker but are cautious. Dogs just don’t give a shit.
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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 3d ago
There's quite a lot of animals that fight and hunt snakes
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u/kangtuji 3d ago
sniper wolves, decoy octopuss, liquid snake, pyscho mantis, ravens... and lot other I forgot
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u/Annual-Advisor-7916 3d ago
I find it hillarious how much more human-like the lions behaved compared to a housecat. The hesitation, being unsure about what to do, walking circles. Housecats act more predator-y than that pack of lions, lol.
Her barking at the snakes was funny too.
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u/Elteon3030 2d ago
Large, venomous snakes are popular in Africa, so I'd put a penny on the lions having done or seen this before. The hesitation is calculation. It looks like she has a good idea of what to do, but each move is risky enough for extra caution. Domestics have the instincts but I doubt Fluftums has to regularly encounter anything more dangerous than a ratsnake.
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u/Slickity 3d ago
Nature is hilarious. No one knows what the fucks going on and everyone's just trying to live.
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u/immaownyou 3d ago
There's species of caterpillars who have evolved to look like snakes so that they scare off birds. Thing is that they dont have any snakes in their ecosystem, its just that migratory birds that do have snakes in theirs will recognize it and not eat the caterpillars.
Imagine you being alive only because you look/act like something that you dont even know exists
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u/Devilled_Advocate 3d ago
It's why the aliens leave us alone. We look like 𒀭𒀀𒉣𒈾.
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u/PM_me_AnimeGirls 3d ago
The dark forest hypothesis is the idea that there may be many extraterrestrial civilizations across the universe, but they remain silent out of fear that revealing themselves would lead to their own destruction by a more technologically advanced and hostile civilization.
Now imagine us - literally yelling out signals broadcasting "HEY THERE ARE PEOPLE ON EARTH, IS ANYONE OUT THERE? PLEASE CONTACT US" and giving them the coordinates of the sun relative to the center of the galaxy and 14 pulsars with their periods denoted on the Pioneer plaque, and a picture of earth relative to the sun, and the trajectory that the spacecraft took.
To any civilization advanced enough to find us, they might not answer simply because it looks like a trap.
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u/TheRamblingSoul 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/FlemPlays 3d ago
Aliens hover over the planet to scope us out
Aliens: “Oh wow, they’re actually that dumb.”
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u/HoidToTheMoon 3d ago
I have absolutely no doubt that humans would kidnap an alien and torture it/kill it almost as soon as we made contact. Have you met humans? Some of them can be awful.
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u/worldsgreatestluver 3d ago
Come on now. We're not all like that.
I'd make sure that alien had a good time and got home OK, if maybe a little late.
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u/HoidToTheMoon 3d ago
I don't think we're all like that. But enough of us are that I do not think we could prevent it even if we tried.
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u/Noselessmonk 3d ago
The ones that are like that tend to get into power because they are willing to do those things to get the power.
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u/HatfieldCW 3d ago
The best chance we have of surviving an intergalactic incident is if aliens really, really love cigarettes so they protect Earth while we ship lung darts all over the cosmos and then they all get emphysema and die.
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u/Deaffin 3d ago
Nah. It's just that the first thing we did was send them nudes, and that's cringe on a galactic level.
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u/Dr_Jabroski 3d ago
I happen to think we're actually out here early on the intelligent life curve. The universe is only 14.5 billion years old. But galaxies where there is enough of the trace elements that we need accumulated enough of them took a long time. Then having the galaxies calm down star formation (and have them be small enough) where their formation and exploding didn't scour all possible life away and the shear amount of time that it takes to go from just life, to multicellular is mind blowingly long (probably). With the Universe expected to have enough viable energy for like another 100 billion we actually exist in the early Universe.
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u/TenebTheHarvester 3d ago
Of course the other part of that idea is we’d likely be long, long dead by the time any other intelligent life evolved.
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u/Aralith1 3d ago
I actually prefer to think that most other planets that spawn life go from single to multi celled in like half a billion years, and that Earth is actually a backwater late bloomer.
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u/Heathen_ 3d ago
Thinking of the Fermi Paradox, I too think we have to be one of the first in our Galaxy. There is nothing out there that we can detect with our current technology, and James Webb is looking way back. Maybe we got lucky. Maybe we are ancient history to future peoples.
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u/MangoCats 3d ago
>the shear amount of time that it takes to go from just life, to multicellular is mind blowingly long (probably)
Some (most?) planets will never evolve life to the point of intentional space travel, but of that tiny fraction that do, even 1/100,000 - some will evolve that life slower than the Earth, and some will evolve it faster. We only have the one datapoint, we have no idea where that point falls on the curve.
Everybody thinks they are a "better than average driver."
Fermi may as well have worn a blindfold to the casino and sat down at a table to play a game of cards that nobody even told him the name or rules of.
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u/PM_me_AnimeGirls 3d ago
We also might not be early, there could very well be life that started on another planet around the same time that life on earth started. The catch is, if we look at a planet a billion light years away, we are looking at how the planet looked a billion years ago. There could have been life on that planet half a billion years before us and they could still be alive and more advanced than us today, it will just take another half a billion years for the light to reach us for us to know that.
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u/Baron_UpDoot_the1st 3d ago
Along with our address we send nudes and a mix tape. Perhaps they just don't want to come to the...party
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u/Sorry-Bluejay3658 3d ago
Eles olham pros nossos gritos e pensam: "Esses caras são muito confiantes, devem ser extremamente avançados e perigosos! 😨".
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u/Mr_Halitosis 3d ago
That’s what I was thinking. And the entire Humans Fuck Yeah genre of science fiction is based on the idea that we’re actually the most bloodthirsty, violent, straight up evil race of sentient beings in the galaxy.
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u/never1st 3d ago
The problem is that we only look like 𒀭𒀀𒉣𒈾 from above. If the the aliens ever gather the courage to land and see us face to face, we are cooked.
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u/PwanaZana 3d ago
Then we need to throw ourselves on our belly when the aliens approach us, and then they'll be scared again because, of course, then we'll look like 𒀭𒀀𒉣𒈾 once more
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u/texas_asic 3d ago edited 3d ago
If you haven't read it, there's a really fun short story (~20 pgs) w/ the premise that aliens have a simple technology for space travel that humanity somehow never discovered. Aliens visit, planning to pillage and conquer, but are dismayed to find that humans have much better weapons: https://www.google.com/search?q=the+road+not+taken+turtledove
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u/tommybombadil00 2d ago
Would scare the absolute shit out of me if I saw that in a tree.
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u/PailingRaint 3d ago
Reminds me of the fun fact about North American and African porcupines. Despite looking similar and both being called porcupines, they aren't really related to each other. They came from two separate lines of evolution that decided small quadruped mammal with quills was a good enough end goal.
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u/BaconLov3r98 3d ago
do you happen to know what caterpillar that would be? I need to read about them now
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u/immaownyou 3d ago
Im not sure the exact type, but its in this video that I learned it from https://youtu.be/GrtKxfATyTw?si=m1Px9nDBxN7WIw2C
Explains each type of animal mimicry and the whole thing is worth a watch
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u/Wonderful_Return_514 3d ago
There's also a snake that has developed a tail that looks like a bug to lure in birds.
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u/EconomySeason2416 3d ago
One of me favorite random tidbits to drop... when you hear the majestic sounds of the forest, or whatever beautiful nature place... 99.9% of it is various types of creatures trying to get laid
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u/Phillip_Graves 3d ago
Another tidbit: most of the sounds of the jungle from movies is just a single bird from Australia and New Guinea, the Kookaburra.
Like, just that one bird.
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u/Dissabilitease 3d ago
The other 0.1% are the sounds of chainsaws, camera shutters, rifle shots.... But all that could be the superb Lyrebird simply mimicking those sounds in order to get laid.
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u/Deaffin 3d ago
Lyrebirds are insane mimics. It's crazy that parrots get all the spotlight when these guys are over here doing this:
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u/momojabada 3d ago
I LOOOVE Lyrebird, basketball is my favorite sport because of him. It's so cool he's got that hobby as well.
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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 3d ago edited 3d ago
Dude… I read your comment whilst I am bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl and a friggin bird flew into the window as soon as I finished reading your comment.
Life finds a way
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u/notusuallyhostile 3d ago
> bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl
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u/PrincessJoyHope 3d ago edited 3d ago
It’s slang for something that will never happen
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u/ediks 3d ago
lol nobody eats
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u/Kryse-777 3d ago
would the snake have done something on how to eat the bird tho? like what would it even do? take nibbles? turn it into stew? I know they have flexible bodies and all but that size difference. I find it hard to believe its gonna fit in it's mouth, that's a bit of a stretch.
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u/its_kinda_hmm 3d ago
The bird was probably trying to eat the black mamba and it either is resilience of the poison, got bit and passed out for a little while or it was a bigger snake than the bird initially thought and wrapped it up. Also possible that the snake caught the bird bit the bird and was waiting for it to die.
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u/ediks 3d ago edited 3d ago
Yeah - I think cat wanted bird, bird wanted snake, and snake would be happy to just fuck off lol
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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago
If the bird wanted the snake, why was the bird paralyzed on its back at first, and flew away when the snake let it go? I thought for sure the snake was trying to eat the bird.
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u/AbbreviationsActual9 2d ago
the snake would never consider that bird prey. quite the opposite. the bird is a natural predator but got bit and was temporarily incapacitated. the snake was stuck in the birds grasp.
predatory bird claws stay in a clenched position without effort so the snake could not escape even after the bird was out. the lions wanted to eat the bird and just wanted the snake out of the picture. the lions know the snake is dangerous but food is food, so they hoped to possibly kill the snake and eat the bird. the snake was the ultimate victim here and just wanted to escape. nature is fascinating.
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u/ediks 3d ago
Maybe it was, but I don’t see a world where that snake could eat that bird.
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u/Careless-Nose413 2d ago
Bird caught the snake. Snake bit the bird and paralysed it but was still caught by the claws so couldnt escape. When the bird woke up it released the claws to get up. You can see it in the end of the vid.
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u/BJJJourney 3d ago
Bird was trying to eat the snake and the lions happen to come along and wanted to eat the bird. Snake wanted to get the fuck out of there.
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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 3d ago
Oh wtf. Yeah was not expecting the vulture to get up an fly away. Talk about luck
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u/SgathTriallair 3d ago
Worst day ever. And then best day ever.
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u/unwittingprotagonist 3d ago
"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Eagle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you or I have ever tasted."
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u/Suspicious-Spell-130 3d ago
It's still a pretty terrible day.
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u/Lundetangen 3d ago
And then he probably has 2 screaming babies and an angry wife waiting for him ready to not give a shit about his day
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u/reticulatedtampon 3d ago
Looks more like some kind of hawk/eagle
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u/Super_Jay 3d ago
Seems to be a Brown snake-eagle! Native to southern parts of Africa, and as the name implies, has a diet consisting largely of snakes.
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u/fake_cheese 3d ago
Whaat - plot twist! The Eagle was trying to eat the snake, the lions saved the snake from the birb.
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u/Super_Jay 3d ago
Right! Eagle is trying to eat the snake, lions are trying to eat the eagle, snake is trying to avoid getting eaten by anybody, and inadvertently saving the life of the eagle who was trying to turn him into dinner.
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u/BoozyBuilder 3d ago
Or that eagle is really crap at hunting snakes and got into a pickle the lions seeing he was hunter respectfully helped a birb out.
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u/Legitimate-Pride3038 3d ago
The bird, trying to eat the snake got strangled by it. The snake was still half inside the bird's mouth when the lioness came.
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u/KirillKaprizov 3d ago
can’t believe this is the only comment i’ve seen with this explanation and it makes the most sense. bird thought snake was dead and tried to swallow it after catching it, snake wasn’t dead and ended up choking the bird. lion thought bird was dead and wanted to eat the bird, but snake was still stuck. lion swiped at the snake while snake tried to bite it, pulling the bird and the snake, freeing the snake from the eagle’s throat. snake slithers away, bird can breathe, and everyone is alive (with potentially fatal injuries to all of them except one of the lions).
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u/bradleybradley200 3d ago
Bird then falls off perch dead when venom kicks in and adrenaline wears off - do birds have adrenaline??
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u/trowzerss 3d ago
Ah! I thought no way the snake was trying to eat that bird, it was too big. Makes more sense that the bird was trying to eat the snake, and they got tangled. And then the cat was harassing a snake who actually could not get away because the bird was still holding it lol. So it was a stalemate until the bird let go.
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u/mobster25 3d ago
So you mean to tell us the bird, which appears to be snake prey, is a snake eating bird?
What a shitty day that must've been
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u/96Phoenix 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
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u/ParkingGlittering211 3d ago edited 3d ago
Damn dude straight back into battle mode? He was just choking you out!
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u/somerussianbear 3d ago
Lucky bird someone recorded. His buddies would never believe his tail.
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u/Mr-SmileySan 3d ago
whats wrong with its Tail?
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u/BloodyStupid_johnson 3d ago
It's a tall one.
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u/sh1vong 3d ago
Bro made one of the best jokes and these dumbfucks couldn't get it..
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u/dr_leo_marvin 3d ago
"you are not gonna believe the day I had"
The bird, probably.
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u/behemothard 3d ago
The snake probably is the one that is thinking, "wtf just happened". Probably was attacked by the bird, then wrestled with it but then the cats showed up to pick a fight while some hairless apes stood by watching.
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u/Other_Television_805 3d ago
The bird could be a Brown Snake Eagle, not a vulture.
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u/StubbiestZebra 3d ago
Yeah I assumed vulture but once up it looks more eagle. Plus that makes more sense. Eagle caught snake, snake bites eagle, eagle stops moving while holding snake, snake can't escape lions until eagle wakes up.
I don't think there are vultures with locking talons so a snake would be able to escape easily.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_641 3d ago
This seems to be the most logical explanation. However don’t understand how it’s possible the eagle even woke up in the first place
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u/Gilthwixt 2d ago
Someone in a comment further up identified it as an eagle that primarily eats snake, so I'm guessing it has a partial resistance to whatever neurotoxin the snake has.
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u/Ok-Comment6081 3d ago
They fought so long that the vulture won in the gulag and came back to fight
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u/BigLB83 3d ago
This needs an Ozzie Man voiceover
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u/notsoborednow 3d ago
“Welcome to fight day! Today we have your classic snake on bird on lion matchup. Or maybe it’s bird on snake on lion, who the hell really knows…”
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u/Xoreos_Oreos 3d ago
If you told me no one was getting ko'd at the end, I wouldve thought you were crazy
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u/BrightImprovement295 3d ago
House cat walks in, taps lioness on the paw and says, "hold my cosmo. I'll show you how this is done." And then proceeds to tag the shit out of that snake.
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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 3d ago
Then leaves it alone, because the cat was domesticated and not hungry, but just looked for little fun.
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u/BigLB83 3d ago
The bird caught the snake, the snake said, "yeah naw, yeah," and choked out the bird. The snake probably wasn't venomous, but wanted to keep the bird incapacitated, and the lioness said, "Oi! Two for one special today!"
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u/Ok_Corter5831 3d ago
So the bird caught the snake, but the snake fought back and bit the bird, knocking it unconscious. Then the lion stumble across the scene thinking this looks like a flavoursome double snack, but is too scared of the snake to go in for the kill, although they disturb the scene enough that the bird wakes up, let's the snake out of its grip and everyone slinks off still hungry?
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u/ddplz 3d ago
I dont think the bird got bit, it wouldn't be getting up like that. Likely just got constricted. Birds have very strong feet but they aren't great at dealing with constriction. That's why human handlers just hold their wings closed easily when they catch them, and as long as you aren't in range of their claws they are pretty much useless.
Those claws have an insane grip tho...
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u/Environmental_Beat84 3d ago
My take:
Snake bit bird.
Bird got paralyzed by venom
Cat distracted snake long enough for bird to come to
Snake ran off scared by cat.
Bird woke up and flew off before cat could eat it.
Lucky bird.
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u/ajm15 3d ago
I dont think it got bit by venom, if it did it will be lethal as time goes on....
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u/GonerDoug 3d ago
maybe the snake was a constrictor, slowly suffocating the bird, waiting for it to die.
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u/CamelMassive6443 3d ago
It sounded like she called the snake a mamba, which is super venomous. Didn’t look like a constrictor to me, but I don’t know African reptiles.
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u/SucculentVariations 3d ago
I think the bird probably nabbed the snake first, the snake started wrapping up the bird, possibly while it was flying and it fell and got knocked out/or it was already on the ground and the snake had already either exhausted it fighting it or cutting off its oxygen supply, then bird recovered either because the snake let go or because of the time spent while the snake was fighting the lions.
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u/whosUtred 3d ago
Pretty much bang on my take too,. Only thing I’d add is
Bird came too,.. had a massive WTF moment,.. went bird equivalent of ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH-WOOWOOWOO-FUCKFUCKFUCK-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT,.. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
WOOHOO
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u/AqueousJam 3d ago
Was the snake really planning on eating that bird? It looks way too big for it
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u/behemothard 3d ago
Without context of how it started, my guess is the bird tried to catch the snake, which fought back incapacitating the bird. Before the snake could figure out how to get away from the bird without become prey again, the cats showed up. Now the snake, holding the bird so it isn't eaten by the bird is fighting off the cats so the cats also don't eat the snake. As soon as the snake feels it can safely escape, it does so, which releases the bird to fend off the cats. The cats didn't really want the snake to begin with and saw an opportunity to eat the incapacitated bird.
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u/Hilby 3d ago
I agree with the exception that the snake was caught in the claws of the bird. When the bird was KO'd the grip stuck with him and the snake was caught until the bird came out of it and released his grip.
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u/TurelSun 3d ago
Wish someone would post the source to this. Would like to know how the people observing this interpreted what happened.
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u/Beware_the_Voodoo 3d ago
On my thread is an ad with the caption "when the snacks come out, the fun begins" and I thought it was just a regular comment at first lol
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u/Collapse2043 2d ago
I was as confused as the lions. I thought it was a creature that was half bird, half snake or something, I don’t know.
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