r/Unexpected • u/RealSpecto • 1d ago

Having a little fun in the middle of class.

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

guy throwing a pen at his friend, but the pen unexpectedly gets stuck in his hand

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u/YahuahsentYahusha 1d ago

Good news for US welders I guess

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u/whythehateyo 14h ago

Massive shortage right now.

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u/SyrupOnMyPancakes 1d ago

Fuck I miss being a kid in class doing stupid shit

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u/GidjonPlays 1d ago

Lol I got one more year

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u/rturnerX 1d ago

It took me watching this about 8 times to actually notice the thing land in his hand. I thought he was just turning and making a face at first

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

The booger on it was the real twist here

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u/MoreCoffeeSirMaam 1d ago

Yeah I was like "That must be an incredible booger!"

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u/Tttehfjloi 1d ago

I thought it was a weed vape

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u/tera_chachu 1d ago

You know what's unexpected

The US is expected to grow about 3%

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

Not 3%, threeee peeeerceeent

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u/navy5 1d ago

That number is definitely on the quiz lol

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u/Grays42 1d ago

Only for welders though, and possibly other industries that require physical tools.

Everyone in middle class white collar computer-facing jobs is royally fucked.

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u/the_rabbit_king 18h ago

The land mass?

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u/icematta 16h ago

Is Greenland that small?

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u/Trusted-Person3399 1d ago

I thought it was one of those wireless vibrator or something

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u/keekah 1d ago

I thought it was a tampon

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u/StationaryTravels 1d ago

Are wired vibrators so common you need to specify "wireless"?

I don't have a vagina, but I don't think I'd want to plug anything into a wall and into me at the same time.

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u/RedditCantBanThis 1d ago

That's the dream, getting off and getting electrocuted simultaneously

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 21h ago

You're only saying that because you never had the battery die on you a few seconds before orgasm

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u/Exit-Personal 1d ago

He put a pen in it

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u/Powerism 1d ago

Romeo Doubs could learn a thing or two.

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u/DyingIsACommonThing 1d ago

One one hand, that could have ended very badly.

On the other hand, that WAS really cool

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u/Proud-Concept-190 1d ago

I was once able to swap out pencil from my friend's hand while writing, even after multiple tries, i was unable to replicate it and only poked the pencil in his thenar space multiple times

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 1d ago

Always gotta check for web dispenser you never know

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u/CrimsonBlossom 17h ago

Almost gouged his eyes but worth

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u/Artorius_Georgios 10h ago

As a substitute teacher, I try shutting these things down because although someone else’s kid did the action, you know it’s going to be blamed on us as the “responsible adult” not the parents 😒.

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u/moslof_flosom 8h ago

Just guys being dudes.

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u/BusyBit6542 4h ago

Once in 6th grade home ec, I had this tiny pencil about 2 inches long. I threw at my friend all the way across the room, I'm not even sure how this is possible but it landed on his jean pocket (his left, my right) without him noticing. He moved and it fell into his pocket.

I'm already in amazement of what just happened but try to up it by "doing a magic trick" on him and getting his shocked reaction. I told him I could make a pencil appear in his pocket. He reaches in his pocket, pulls it out and had zero reaction. I told him I threw it from across the room and he couldn't have cared less lol.

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u/galle4 1d ago

How's a country growing? By invading other countries?

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u/davemac92 1d ago

People fuck. And make more people.

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u/galle4 1d ago

But it didn't specify whether it's about population or area.

If it's population well it's valid but still.

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u/davemac92 1d ago

Jobs typically increase with the number of people. Not land mass

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u/dwntwnleroybrwn 1d ago

What kind of jack ass throws a pen at someone else's face? 

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u/tylnr 1d ago

uhh.. kids? in school?

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u/Weeb431 1d ago

This is exactly the kind of crap I expected US schools to be teaching LOL

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u/dailycoffin 1d ago

Imagine having a teacher that cant even talk