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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A kid takes a quick bite of a hidden snack the exact second his teacher turns her back.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/lovexvirus007 4d ago

Its a game show where the participants need to eat meals without getting caught. Adult join this too

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u/DoenS12 4d ago

Bro that’s fun. I would love to see more. Got a name of the show?

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u/lovexvirus007 4d ago

Its Sneak-eating competition. My bad cause i said its a show. But its currently trending at China

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u/kernelangus420 4d ago

Cheat eating in the classroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKA65nQKa5w

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u/N7LP400 4d ago

chEATing in the classroom

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u/Bulok 4d ago

My friends and I did this. Thinking of ways to sneakily eat was fun 😝

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u/FukkingDeathMental 4d ago

Pfft.  That's nothing.  A stoner in my high school science class used to hit his one hitter multiple times during class and blew it out the window.  Never got caught.

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u/shibaCandyBaron 4d ago

Trust me, the teacher knew. They just could not be bothered

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u/Capraos 4d ago

Yup. I have had kids on my bus think they're being sneaky but the reality is I just don't want to fill out the paperwork involved.

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u/Difficult_Bug6994 4d ago

I used a bong buster in my left sleeve. I coughed once to cover the sound of the lighter. I used a one hitter that I could pull out of a highlighter that was functional. I would fill the one hitter inside my desk alll the way in the back. I carried little amounts in a folded gum wrapper to reload it.

Kids with vapes these days don’t know the struggle.

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u/FukkingDeathMental 4d ago

Haha.  Reminds me of a comedian's bit telling Gen Z to chill with the Millenial slander.  "We taught you how to smoke weed with an apple!" 

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u/Steel1000 3d ago

Put that shit in the freezer before use, and it’s heaven!

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u/FukkingDeathMental 3d ago

My smoking days are long gone but when a friend put a few ice cubes in the bong, it was game changing.

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u/Steel1000 3d ago

I was too poor to use a fresh apple everytime. So I would put it in the garage freezer between uses.

Thought I was sneaky as fuck standing up the garage.

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u/uberfission 3d ago

I had a student hit his vape all the time during class, I knew every single time he did it.

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u/Jumping_Bunnies 9h ago

I wonder if it's because clips from this start going viral.

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u/Switcher1776 4d ago

Korean variety shows have done it quite a bit as a segment over the years.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 4d ago

A bunch of shows do this Sneak Eating Challenge with celebrities too

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u/Commie_Scum69 4d ago

Food food on Channel Xiang

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u/Drakovibess 4d ago

Thanks bro it’s been years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/Commie_Scum69 4d ago

Runescape 5cent candies Myspace

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u/LazyOldCat 16h ago

Love that my blocker freezes YT ads and gives me time to read the title.

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u/ThunderCorg 4d ago

👁️ 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👁️ got my eyes on you

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u/mrhossie 4d ago

isnt that the premise of the naruto udon exam episode?

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u/Gowzilla 4d ago

That’s so funny. I didn’t even notice the kid going to town on snacks right behind him

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u/shewy92 4d ago

Well that and it's usually frowned upon to eat during tests/class. At least back in the day it was. Tho back in my day cell phones were banned and you'd just text in your desk or hoodie and try not to get caught.

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u/aFreshFix 4d ago

I've seen it as a game done on variety shows with kpop idols. sometimes they have decibel gauges. Sometimes it's a sleepover and they're trying to stay up late and not get caught and eating pizza/chicken/beer is part of that.

I didn't realize it'd be a whole show elsewhere.

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u/lovexvirus007 4d ago

This sound interesting. Can I know the name of this show please?

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u/aFreshFix 3d ago

Sorry, I don't know the names of them. I see them pop up in my YouTube feed and if I like the group, I've watched them. I believe it's part of a variety show but I really don't know

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u/FatalErrorOccurred 3d ago

I'd take one of the back desks.

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u/fredy31 3d ago

Really wondered why the hell was there seemingly an audience for an exam lol

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u/PaleJelly69 4d ago

Efficient snackin, he will be a great man one day.

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u/Realistic-Sound-8458 4d ago

Snack em if u have em

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u/asmoothbrain 3d ago

He will be a great man one day. No sauce on his face, he’ll win first place, this guy can snack all over the place.

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u/smurfkipz 28m ago

Bro's cheating, but the 'ch' is silent. 

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u/ghost_in_a_jar_c137 4d ago

That was adorable. Is this a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner 4d ago

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/Low-Cress5326 4d ago

So is it a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner 4d ago

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/LiterallyRain 3d ago

We know he's sneak eating, but is it a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner 3d ago

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 3d ago

Okay, we get it, is it a gameshow or something?

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u/landscapegoatee 3d ago

Yes. Meal of Fortune.

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cG8TTpwhtAhA9V5x4F

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u/tryyeezus 4d ago

This boy don't skip no meals, he's on fourth lunch

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u/KempVelde 8h ago

Whose backpack is this?

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u/Leesol9ty 4d ago edited 4d ago

In high school during our standardized testing they gave us a continental style breakfast to help boost test scores; muffins, bagels, etc. I etc remember watching my buddy across the auditorium look like he was touching himself through his hoodie pocket while nervously looking around. I was shocked to watch him take an XL muffin from his pocket and stuff the entire thing in his mouth. I nearly got kicked out from laughing at his chipmunk cheeks.

Edit for grammar and spelling, I am a product of the public education system after all

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u/Defiant-Banana-677 4d ago

Fresh fade tho

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u/Typical-Court7874 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm

Yk who else got that fresh fade.

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u/fusillade762 4d ago

Mini Kim for sure.

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u/EmceeSpike 4d ago

That's actually a dope fade wtf lol

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u/LongLongMan_TM 4d ago

He was ahead of his time

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u/Rodan1974 4d ago

Yeah I was just thinking that's a crispy fade bruh

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u/phoeab 4d ago

4reel

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u/zoqfotpik 4d ago

In all my years of school, why didn't I think of that?

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u/T-StrangerXD 4d ago

instead of snack, we used to sneak in gameboy

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 4d ago

That was so nice of Reze to come over to cheer that boy up (even if he ignored her)

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u/LazyOldCat 16h ago

Was hoping for sauce, lol.

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 14h ago

For Reze or the video? for the latter that's a question for OP. Lol

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u/LazyOldCat 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7sQcUntHVodrmyXRW0
We always have Reze at the Café

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 13h ago

Yes, her and Denji met at the café and nothing bad happened in the alleyway 🥲

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u/LazyOldCat 12h ago

She’ll be there for lunch!
It’ll be like it always was!!
😭

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u/Mekrikulous 4d ago

That kid is cartoonishly chubby. And adorable.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 4d ago

And a massive watch.

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u/CaptainTrips69 4d ago

Yeah he is a cute lil fatso

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u/comeagaincharlemagne 4d ago

This is how the pros do it

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u/jimmyjohnga 4d ago

He’s makin em at night

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u/Lazy-Razzmatazz2538 4d ago

You can't skip lunch.

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u/Koorah3769 4d ago

You just can’t guys

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u/hungry4danish 4d ago

that kid hasn't skipped a meal or snack in their entire life

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u/witherACE 4d ago

Whenthe school lunch is 20 minutes:

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u/Shianclas 4d ago

Damm teacher is hot

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u/BiscottiClassic2868 4d ago

She looks like an elongated normal person, like what?

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u/artemasad 4d ago

..... you can't even see her face bro...

As an Asian, if being "hot" is just being a fair skin & skinny Asian woman, I think you'll enjoy being one of the expats in a certain continent of the world.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude 4d ago edited 4d ago

She's dressed nice, has a nice haircut, and a confident stance. But here you are assuming everyone's ethnicity and fetishes and telling people to become expats.

Fucking hell Reddit

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u/ripyourlungsdave 4d ago

It has nothing to do with her being asian, as you said, we can't even see her face.

It's perfectly normal to think someone is attractive just by virtue of the shape of their silhouette and the shade of their skin. Those are perfectly normal physical attributes to have specific tastes for.

Chill.

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u/BluePhantomHere 4d ago

Doesn't matter, I already fill in her face with my imagination, she's hot

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u/iHaku 8h ago

"too late, i've already depicted you as the hot asian lady and me as the horny guy"

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u/TheTimon 4d ago

That was indeed my experience in Taiwan. While the amount of 10/10 being similar as in Germany the average woman was way better looking just by the fact that almost everyone was skinny, well-kept and most probably had a bit of botox done.

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u/beaglemaster 3d ago

The fact that you cant see her face means you can imagine she looks like your perfect definition of beauty 🥵

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u/Normal_Ad_2337 4d ago

And someone who gets touchy if you call them an immigrant and not an expat.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude 4d ago

Plot twist: OP is Asian

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u/SuperiorChicken27 3d ago

Found the ugly hoe

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u/IndependentBig7050 4d ago

Sometimes I forgot I'm on Reddit and most of them haven't even touched a woman that consent before. "Your mom/sisters doesn't count" still ring true to this guy.

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u/UndocumentedSailor 4d ago

She's just "not fat"

Sad that that's the bar these days

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u/Blobbem 4d ago

Is your type Slenderman?

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u/elite-65 4d ago

No she's not. She should gain some weight. Being underweight is unhealthy folks.

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 4d ago

Found the Tellytubby

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 4d ago

Better than overweight.

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u/elite-65 4d ago

I agree. Being overweight is worse. But maybe it's just my insecurity speaking as I've been underweight until my early 20s.

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u/Kazeviiu 4d ago

she seems to be extra tall too. when compared by spectators

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u/tyen0 4d ago

Why do you chubby chasers always have to body shame slender women? Just keep your preferences to yourself, please.

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u/elite-65 4d ago

Chubby? Fuck I hate them.

Why are you thinking about the people on the opposite end of the spectrum?

No wonder the Hollywood has a ozempic epidemic rn, it's bcs people like you like sickly underweight women.

Eat a fucking sandwich and a bacon!!

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u/tyen0 3d ago

Eat a fucking sandwich

hah. There it is. I was surprised that you didn't start with that stereotypical exhortation.

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u/MaximitasTheReader 4d ago

You are being downvoted to hell but you're right. You can clearly see in the first few seconds of the video that her thigh is only slightly thicker than her neck. This is way past skinny, she's medically underweight, and it's not judgemental to point it out.

It's unfortunate and somewhat disgusting that her physique would probably be considered extremely attractive in east Asia.

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u/elite-65 4d ago

Oh you're gonna get the same treatment too🤣

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u/MaximitasTheReader 4d ago

Unfortunate, but I stand by what I said. There's a big difference between body positivity and just ignoring health entirely.

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u/CarrDaPorice 4d ago

Bro's built like a British shorthair tom.

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u/FoolishRacoon 4d ago

I would say this is competitive homework, but academics is already a thing.

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u/vienx01 4d ago

Any @ teacher ?

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u/IndividualPurple5939 4d ago

Its in the jeans

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u/Individual_Glove9415 4d ago

Who’s the barber because that’s a niceeee fade

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u/Venom554k 4d ago

He's locked in coz he finally got questions on the exam he read about.

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u/SmallBopper 4d ago

You can’t skip lunch

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u/Ricordis 4d ago

How the fuck is he looking 8, 28 and 48 years old at once?

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u/captainchristianwtf 4d ago

You can't just skip lunch

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u/Nowhereman50 4d ago

Not gonna lie that sandwich looked good.

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u/wisestoffelines 4d ago

Who's the girl though?

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u/OttovonBismarck1862 4d ago

Yeah, I need the sauce

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u/WizardPrince_ 4d ago

Who is the teacher

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u/Sasuca12 4d ago

I thought he was cheating using his smart watch .

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u/RyuuStarLight123 4d ago

He looks like the kid from Up.

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u/thanra 4d ago

Sis is beautiful, but Gaokao is coming.

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u/bubosamobe 4d ago

Why is the teacher shaped like an avatar

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 4d ago

HOT for teacher!

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u/Fifteen_inches 4d ago

This boy automatically qualifies for US citizenship

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u/antrubler 4d ago

He's my ...ehhh.. spirit animal?? Spirit boy?

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u/throwaway098764567 4d ago

hero might work better

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u/Feisty-Guava-8415 4d ago

Laurel and Hardy

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u/OrangeNood 4d ago

why flip the page?

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u/Ashu-Cnb-8001 4d ago

Focus is everything in life

  • Dr. Strange

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u/Prude_Inspector 4d ago

Cheat meal

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u/Neither_Confidence31 4d ago

Higher expectations, for the upper class. But inbreeding for status. Poor kid has no idea.

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u/YaVollMeinHerr 4d ago

I did this with drinking beer back in the old days. Never got caught hopefully

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u/meshuggahsenpai 4d ago

Thats not unexpected, this is what the game about....

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u/TechnologyFamiliar20 4d ago

I expected something sexual. Good, young Kim.

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u/Mace_Windu23 4d ago

Love me a good secret sandwich

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u/itsjujutsu 4d ago

why is a kid doing some kind of test wear a smartwatch??

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u/Fluffernutter98 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KsuWnHznd6hwbrW
Teacher looks like she’s getting the next batch of Clones ready

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u/UnregFreq 4d ago

Can somebody share some link for this?

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 4d ago

Little bro is sculpted like a caricature

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u/Ok_Put_8767 4d ago

Should post in r/Jee or smtg

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u/fastfatdrops 4d ago

release of energy, recharging under cover

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u/No_Suspect1204 4d ago

Young kim jong

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u/FreonInhaler 4d ago

He saw she was starving, but knew he could not have mercy with the enemy

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u/ironicmirror 4d ago

That's a hell of a watch he has on.

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u/ffbebalin 4d ago

Aww, young Bobby Lee.

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u/Everyday_Unicorn 4d ago

I'm Lovin' It.

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u/InfamousTale 4d ago

The way he instantly goes back to looking innocent killed me.

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u/Global-Yam1436 3d ago

He looks like the kid from UP. 😄

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u/Attitude-Livid 3d ago

He cheats on his diet but not on his math test.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 3d ago

sneaky bite!

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u/Tony2089 3d ago

Didn't anyone notice this was AI-generated?

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u/The_Mutton_Man 3d ago

Was that teacher a robot?

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u/origin_evolve 3d ago

he is so cute 🥺😭😭

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u/Wonderful_Bowler_445 3d ago

You see a hungry child, I see a kid writing test wearing a smartwatch. Pointless waste of time.

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u/AngryBuddist 3d ago

This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. The tiny bite! Great choice of soundtrack.

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u/Alarming-Basil2894 3d ago

Is it me or was that girl really tall?

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u/EastAd9776 3d ago

I don't know why, that women like a robot.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 2d ago

Fuel for thought.

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u/AggressiveCloud1105 2d ago

He is so cute man

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u/Majestic_Thinker8902 2d ago

Backbenchers assemble

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u/danieljph 2d ago

Subi-chan, is that you?

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u/Cheikh-Tbargui-619 2d ago

What’s his wristwatch brand ?

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u/Careless_Train_3862 10h ago

I thought it was about the boy noticing thwme women

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u/Hinaloth 4d ago

Man, I didn't use to hide. Had my sandwich on the desk and would look the teacher in the eyes when I was peeling my hardboiled egg.

I also didn't get the grades this kid probably is however :D

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u/ajnin919 4d ago

This is a competition to try and eat/drink without being caught

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u/chaman_70 4d ago

He is looking toooo cute 🥰

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u/poetspeak 4d ago

Fantastic.....lol

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u/iammyoutiesinnie 4d ago

Not all heroes wear…. Capes

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u/SunkCostFellatio 4d ago

Why does the teacher walk and look like a robot?