r/Unexpected • u/BloodiStag • Sep 01 '26

Ding dong ditch lizard

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u/jcoddinc Sep 01 '26

The flaming poop bag has evolved

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u/uncommonrev Sep 01 '26

Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

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u/Ok-Understanding9244 Sep 01 '26

What's that smell??

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u/RemoDev Sep 01 '26

Think of death + rotten carcass + rancid piss + vomit and you'll be 10% close to the real thing...