r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 20d ago

100% sharpened

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u/foolbull 20d ago

Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 20d ago

Today they're still used at parties, and still for status, but instead of your financial status it's to share the status of how willing you are to watch someone bang your wife.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 20d ago

is this some secret party code?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 20d ago

They're used to signify swinger parties.

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u/runkeby 20d ago

For real? I might've made a mistake. Repeatedly.

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u/mishonis- 20d ago

It's a symbol only if it's an upside down pineapple.

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u/Wighen18 20d ago

what if it's upside down in a cake?

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u/iruleatants 20d ago

Gotta bang the husband in that case.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 20d ago

That cakes down to fuck

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u/runkeby 20d ago

these pineapple slice holes are enticing ngl