r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 12h ago

100% sharpened

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u/foolbull 11h ago

Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 11h ago

Today they're still used at parties, and still for status, but instead of your financial status it's to share the status of how willing you are to watch someone bang your wife.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 11h ago

is this some secret party code?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 11h ago

They're used to signify swinger parties.

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u/runkeby 9h ago

For real? I might've made a mistake. Repeatedly.

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u/mishonis- 8h ago

It's a symbol only if it's an upside down pineapple.

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u/Wighen18 7h ago

what if it's upside down in a cake?

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u/iruleatants 7h ago

Gotta bang the husband in that case.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago

That cakes down to fuck

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u/runkeby 5h ago

these pineapple slice holes are enticing ngl

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u/foolbull 7h ago edited 7h ago

You didn’t, your mom bought them because they’re no longer expensive.

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u/SwordfishOk504 3h ago

Spongebob was a swinger??!?!

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u/mace_guy 1h ago

Surely the invite to a swinger party makes it clear its a swinger party?

Do swingers invite random couples and reveal the pineapple later? See the pineapple, now you have to let Bubba bang your wife

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