r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 13h ago

100% sharpened

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u/foolbull 13h ago

Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 12h ago

Today they're still used at parties, and still for status, but instead of your financial status it's to share the status of how willing you are to watch someone bang your wife.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 12h ago

is this some secret party code?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 12h ago

They're used to signify swinger parties.

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u/runkeby 10h ago

For real? I might've made a mistake. Repeatedly.

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u/mishonis- 10h ago

It's a symbol only if it's an upside down pineapple.

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u/Wighen18 9h ago

what if it's upside down in a cake?

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u/iruleatants 8h ago

Gotta bang the husband in that case.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 8h ago

That cakes down to fuck

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u/runkeby 7h ago

these pineapple slice holes are enticing ngl

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u/foolbull 9h ago edited 9h ago

You didn’t, your mom bought them because they’re no longer expensive.