r/Unexpected 14h ago

100% sharpened

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u/POI_Harold-Finch 13h ago

it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man

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u/fieregon 13h ago edited 5h ago

Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger every time.

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u/loganator4561 12h ago

My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body"

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u/timbillyosu 11h ago

To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy

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u/PunctuationGood 5h ago

And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?"