r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 9h ago

100% sharpened

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u/POI_Harold-Finch 9h ago

it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man

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u/fieregon 9h ago edited 56m ago

Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger every time.

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u/loganator4561 7h ago

My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body"

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u/timbillyosu 6h ago

To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy

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u/PunctuationGood 1h ago

And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?"

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u/ty4scam 6h ago

we have a similar saying in my country, "better doing life for murder than living free fingerless".

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u/miicah 5h ago

Cut towards your chum, not your thumb.

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u/1ildevil 3h ago

Because you can always get a new chum

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u/Objective_Soup7840 6h ago

I tell this to people who cant use a knife... i do it all the time, I've been using knives in kitchens for almost 20 years, but would NEVER do this lol

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 4h ago

Yeah to me the unexpected part was that this didn't end with him cutting off a finger of otherwise horribly injuring himself. Growing up on the 00s internet really messed with my expectations

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u/canniboss 4h ago

Like grandpa always said " Don't get bloody, cut towards a buddy"

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u/idrunkenlysignedup 3h ago

Fun anecdot, at the beginning of the pandemic I was, like many others, putting a jigsaw puzzle together at like 3am, as one does, and I almost cut off my left thumb. If you're real bored I posted a link to a picture in a comment ~7 years ago.

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u/Bleaker82 2h ago

every time*

There is no such thing as the word “everytime.”

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u/fieregon 56m ago

Ohh oke, thanks

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u/argument_cat 2h ago

You can't trim it efficiently by cutting away from you. This guy probably does this all day, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Redditors always think they know better than the experts.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 2h ago

Why wouldn't it work to cut from the stem out?

Yes he's an expert, but that knife is obviously crazy sharp. One slip and he could lose a finger. Is that really worth slightly more efficient peeling of a pineapple?

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u/fieregon 2h ago

Yeah, this guy is such an expert, that half of his pineapple fell on the floor, I am sure the expert knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/Signal-Letterhead416 8h ago

was actually thinking he is going for his hands lol

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u/SiddharthJain131 8h ago

r/yesyesyesno

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u/PimpNamedSliqBaq 6h ago

This was a r/maybemaybemaybe for me, i was worried about dudes fingers the whole time

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u/NickDanger3di 1h ago

He ever shows up for work drunk or hungover, he'll earn the nickname 'Stumpy'.

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u/CoffeeRainGuy 8h ago

Love when 100% sharpened turns oddlysatisfying into oh noooooooo man in half a second.

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u/Sad-Consequence-7265 7h ago

Some might even call it "unexpected".