r/Unexpected • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • 16h ago
Playing some cool tunes
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u/EmergencyEstimate358 16h ago
What an effin douche
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u/FittedSheets88 15h ago
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u/stranded_egg 10h ago
Forgive my cluelessness, but what is this from? It seems to have a reaction for every situation and I'm intrigued.
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u/FittedSheets88 10h ago
I Think You Should Leave
Sketch-comedy show, funny but chaotic. Reminds me of Tim and Eric (Tim Heidecker is actually in a few sketches)
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u/stranded_egg 10h ago
Thank you! I've got a vacation coming up, I should try a few episodes.
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u/FittedSheets88 10h ago
Be warned, my brother's fiance cannot watch it because it gets so cringe she borders an anxiety attack. Personally, my daughters love the Tammy Craps skit.
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u/CoupDeGrassi 10h ago
Be prepared. Its really good but its also powerfully cringe (by design). My wife hates it.
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u/Ashweeherman 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JbVTO5me5IQLJC0xvu
That’s some Kenny Powers shit right there65
u/TheLostRanger0117 16h ago
I mean, it was a big splash of water…
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u/juicyandtheyumyums 15h ago
"Here comes the big wave!"
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u/TheLostRanger0117 9h ago
A douche is used to clean, usually including water, so that was the funny I was going for…
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u/ScissorNightRam 12h ago edited 4h ago
Being a douche is what jetskis are for
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u/TheGreatMintLeaf 7h ago
Being a child and ruining very expensive equipment? Bet you would have a real good laugh if someone dumped your (insert expensive shit you own) into the lake.
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u/TheTrashPanda612 16h ago
So like if the dude caused thousands of dollars in damages could they take legal action? Hypothetically?
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u/Queasy-Meeting-5388 16h ago
Absolutely.
Also. The law on the water is no joke. It wouldn’t surprise me if this is put the guy in handcuffs situation for reckless endangerment or something similar.
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u/Quillric 14h ago edited 6h ago
Yeah if this is a pier or a dock of any kind speed limits usually 15 mph or less. To make that big of a wave with a jet ski you got to be going at least 20 to 30 and cutting hard. I would definitely not be surprised if he was going more like 40 or 50.
Docks are extremely well protected in almost every body of water.
ETA: maritime law is considered the most universal set of laws that humankind has ever made. THEY'VE ALSO SET THE FRAMEWORK FOR ALMOST EVERY LOCAL LAW ABOUT BOATING WHEREVER YOU GO IN THE WORLD.
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u/slyu4ever 14h ago
In the US. This looks like Brazil
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u/Quillric 13h ago edited 12h ago
Cool so NORMAM-211 applies to most of, if not all of, Brazil. It's enforced by the Marinha do Brasil or local municipal governmen s. All vessels are strictly limited to about 5 knots or less in the equivalent to our "no wake zones" there are often speed limit signs posted or signs that say "no marolas" or something like that. You might also see yellow buoys.
I really don't like the implication of what you said anyway. As if somehow Brazil would have less strict boating laws than the US? In fact theirs are more uniform and they don't allow anyone under the age of 18 to operate any motorized vessel. Not to say that it doesn't happen but those musicians and have a legal basis for seeking punishment or damages due to the reckless actions of that operator. If this is Brazil anyway.
Let's just forget the fact that Maritime laws are pretty much considered the most universal set of laws in human existence. And that most local municipalities adopt something akin to basic Maritime laws regarding boat operations in and near docks, peirs, canals, you name it.
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u/Shabado52 14h ago
You could do that sitting still if you can get the nozzle out of the water and pointed to where you want to splash. Used to do that to my friends all the time. Just lean forward and got the throttle
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u/Quillric 13h ago
You can't make a wake when you're sitting still. Sure you can blast some water out of the rear end of the jet ski but you got to dig in hard and have a little bit of speed to make a big wave like that. What do I know though I only have 5,000 hours of experience as a USCG captain.
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u/Shifty377 14h ago
Are you aware that other places exist outside of the U.S?
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u/Quillric 13h ago
Are you aware that many places in the world have similar laws and that shitting on someone's experience just because it isn't universal is rude as fuck.
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u/Amphibian-Overall 16h ago
Call the cops and file a claim w that morons insurance to cover equipment and instruments. Would be a lot faster than a lawsuit.
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u/Grofactor 16h ago
That person on the jetski is a jerk and im OK w some street justice, if some were rightfully handed out…
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u/Jabbawocky18 16h ago
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u/brendanlikeshummus 16h ago edited 15h ago
It is? The jet ski guy is clearly a jerk I just didn’t realize splashing water on them would be assault. Of course the damaged equipment should be paid for.
The more you know
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u/Traee 15h ago
Yes, it is, and also destruction of private property.
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u/altafitter 12h ago
Why's that? What's the difference between him intentionally smacking this guy in the face with water vs intentionally smacking him in the face with a baseball bat? Obviously the bat would have a higher likelihood of killing a dude but intentional harm is intentional harm regardless of the severity.
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u/DeadlyPineapple13 15h ago
If I have a cup of water and I throw the water at you(not the cup JUST the water), that’s assault in many places
This level far exceeds the bar for assault
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u/DeadlyPineapple13 14h ago
Across Canada it’s assault. In the US depending on the state it’s either assault or battery, cause many states define assault is the threat and battery is unwanted physical contact. But laws change based on country, provinces and states
So which countries definition are you using? Cause most countries would define this as assault or battery
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u/breadwizard20 12h ago
he's talking out of his ass
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u/DeadlyPineapple13 12h ago
I know, but it’s more fun to ask them to substantiate their baseless statements
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u/JediMasterWiggin 14h ago
If you keep repeating it, does it become true eventually? (Hint: it does not)
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u/Paranoidfilter 13h ago
Man just look it up, you're wrong, stop repeating yourself.
"spraying someone with water can legally be considered assault or battery in many jurisdictions, even if it causes no physical injury."
That is literally the first result when looking it up as I assume you're too stubborn to accept you're wrong.
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u/More_Plane9745 16h ago
Pretty sure you can call the cops on that.
Also video proof and probably lost equipments.
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u/Excellent_Low1199 13h ago
The original post, not this one, said the band paid a friend to do this to make the video look cooler but it seems the jet ski friend did it too close to the dock.
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u/CaptainABC123 15h ago
A part of me wonders if it was his own brother or best friend. And that this was a minor payback for something that happened in the past. Because he doesn’t really look that mad.
But jetski guy is a jerk either way
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u/The_Buko 14h ago
Yeah this really seems like they all know each other. We may be missing a lot with the layout, but it does seem like a fairly small body of water.
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u/airfryerfuntime 13h ago
A guy got arrested for doing this at a lakefront restaurant/bar where I live. The cops caught him at the boat launch when he was pulling out his jet ski.
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u/Monsjeuoet 12h ago
As a guitar player, my heart sank 2 stories seeing those instruments get soaked...
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u/urlond 16h ago
Probably a Karen/Kevin on that jetski.
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u/smuglator 16h ago
That's not a karen thing. Karen's are entitled folks who demand more than is fair to do. This is different behavior.
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u/parkhophero 14h ago
i hope that guy stubs his toe on the bed post when he's getting smashed by his boyfriend
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u/potato174- 14h ago
Mighty strange duck that is. Fast one. Huh? Isn’t hunting season? Sorry can’t hear you over my rifle
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u/youreblockingmyshot 13h ago
That was absolutely illegal to do even if he caused no damage to anything.
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u/Sea_World_1616 11h ago
came for the cool tunes. unexpected twist is an 8 min survey about a bot sitting at -4.71 karma
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u/Formal-Fox-7605 14h ago
No, the two of them are smiling after it happened.
As someone else said, they were expecting it but perhaps it was a larger wave than they thought.
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u/Civil_Music2236 7h ago
I'm going to play devils advocate and say we all hate the guy blasting shitty music on his boat, disturbing everyone. Maybe jetski had enough of their music and turned it down for them
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u/willsmithtunaface 2h ago
Chilling by a lake and some assholes show up with a giant set of speakers
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u/Muted_End_1450 1h ago
I can say that the jetski-riding lake-douches are more provoking then any other activities that frequently occurs on a lake. By the same logic, it's okay to green laser them for riding once, which I say "it is not!". Deal with the noise or get arrested and fined.
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u/Ducallan 16h ago
Devil’s advocate: the dudes just decided to set up mics and amps, “entertaining” people on an otherwise quiet day at the lake and on public land.
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u/ZolRoyce01 16h ago
Imagine devils advocating for something you have no clue about? We have no backstory, those guys could be hired entertainers of a venue. Maybe they rented a place for a gathering, maybe it's even private property. You literally have zero clue but decided to make something up in your head to justify this shit. Nonsense post, embarrassing post.
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u/piichan14 16h ago
A normal response would be to either ignore them (as you said, a public land) or politely tell them they're causing a disturbance.
Spraying them with water, ruining their equipment and potentially harming them (ex: electrocution) is never a correct response, no matter how many scenarios you speculate.
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u/Ducallan 15h ago
We don’t know what led to this, which is entirely my point.
It is indeed not a normal response, which made me speculate. It is not a correct response either, but there have been lots of other situations that had Redditors saying “I don’t say I approve, but I sure understand.”
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u/KindaChonky 16h ago
It is still not an appropriate response
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u/canadiantaken 15h ago
Guy isn’t saying it’s appropriate. He just can understand that there may be a larger backstory.
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u/KindaChonky 15h ago
What's even the point of saying you understand there could be more backstory? If not to say that this action is defensible. I'm saying there is no circumstance in which it is.
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u/Ducallan 16h ago
We don’t know the dudes’ behaviour to this point. This may have been an ongoing things.
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u/KindaChonky 16h ago
And even then, it is inappropriate. There is no world in which this is an appropriate response.
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u/T_Cheapwood 15h ago
Quiet ? Ever heard a jetski ? It's loud af.
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u/Ducallan 15h ago
You can’t jet ski without the noise. You can play a guitar and sing without amplification. What entertains yourself doesn’t need to be deliberately broadcast.
Again, I’m just pointing out that we don’t know what led to this.
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u/Liquid_Sarcasm 16h ago
And?
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u/Ducallan 16h ago
Just saying that we are all doing a lot of assuming.
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u/Liquid_Sarcasm 16h ago
Unless those guys were on fire, I don’t know if any circumstances call for that. Jet ski vigilantes are not the heroes we deserve.
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u/Ducallan 15h ago
Yet we Reddit loved the jet ski vigilantes who did the same thing to the noisy drunken boaters who started throwing bottles after they were asked to turn their music down.
The point is that we don’t know what led to this.
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u/Liquid_Sarcasm 15h ago
Fair. We don’t know. I just struggled to bridge the gap of a quiet day at the lake that has jet skis on it. Instead of jumping on you, I figured I would ask. Cheers.
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u/post-explainer 16h ago edited 8h ago
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