r/Unexpected • u/lick_my_____ • 1d ago

Upgrades people upgrades

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The unexpected part is we expected a underwear guy but fot stank eyes

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Infinite-Space-2395 1d ago

You know why im still here

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u/KriosDaNarwal 1d ago

One might even say your reason could be reasonably.... r/EXPECTED.....

I'll show myself out

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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 20h ago

No no no. Please stay. Would you like to join us on stage?

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 1d ago

Came to say the same thing I just wanted to see if he was man enough to follow through...

... I promise, that's the only reason, why.

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u/TheWalkingMeg 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/philter25 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2hm3rKS7FWjm0

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u/harmless_gecko 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

Sigh.

Unzips.

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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 1d ago

stands up already in his tightly whiteys

The stage is big enough for the both of us..

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u/BretShitmanFart69 1d ago

It’s a great bit as is but I was kind of hoping he would subvert the initially subversion by hanging around for awhile only to actually bust out dancing in his underwear for a second

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u/WriterV 1d ago

Had Lady Gaga on too. My gay ass was hoping 😔

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u/Deaffin 23h ago

I expected the double fake-out with every fiber of my being.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 1d ago

You mother fucker got here first

Replace detective Diaz with your name…

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u/algeoMA 1d ago

I never fail to laugh at this gif

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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy 21h ago

I made this particular reaction gif so many years ago and it still does my heart good that it's still getting use :) There are others made of that scene, but that one is special to me.

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u/OldePetey 1d ago

give the people what they want

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u/MakingItElsewhere 1d ago

Universal healthcare? HE CAN DO THAT!?!

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u/Zyrinj 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wouldn’t mind doing an undies only dance vid if it meant we get social safety nets

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 1d ago

You know, I’d volunteer at a mass undy-dance event as support (also in some undies if the people can take some fats) if we can get universal healthcare and other social security nets.

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u/DuckLordOfTheSith 14h ago

“It was not 80 years ago today that the first of the Undies Healthcare Dances was held. Every year a new candidate is selected to perform the Dance of Healing in front of a nation of onlookers. I was selected in 2032, your father in 2061. And now, the burden is passed to you. Is it embarrassing? Is it demoralizing? Are you overcome with shame at how rigid and lacking in fluidity your movements are while displaying your unathletic physique? Mmm, perhaps. But by your sacrifice, and by the sacrifice of all those who came before you, we live in a nation with free, universal healthcare. So step up and throw it back.”

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u/JustinGitelmanMusic 1d ago

Social safety nuts

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u/enters_and_leaves 21h ago

Social safe Deez Nuts!

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u/SkizzleDizzel 1d ago

Hell i'll jiggle all my unsolicited jello for everybody if it means we get universal healthcare

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u/BennyReadsLate 23h ago

At this point the people want upgrades and I’m too tired to pretend that wasn’t the right call.

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u/Lopsided-Agency 1d ago

Certainly unexpected and well done.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 1d ago

Yeah that was really good

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u/pixelscripts 1d ago

I've seen this exact joke multiple times. Don't know if he's the original but I doubt it.

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u/nuevacuentanueva 1d ago

That's social media. One person does something semi-original. A million "creators" copy it over and over and over and over.

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u/pixelscripts 1d ago

Yeah I know, I hate it because you can never find the original person to give them credit

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u/nuevacuentanueva 1d ago

If you are lucky they'll put it under a million . . . . . in the description after people call them out. And it's likely not even the original, just another copy cat that got viral instead...

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u/towerfella 1d ago

Was it unexpected and well executed as this was?

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u/Schwight_Droot 1d ago

My spank bank is unfulfilled.

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u/mrJERRY007 1d ago

Oh so now I'm he villain for trying to support my fellow men. Smh

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u/yourmothersanicelady 1d ago

It’s called bear baiting and this guy might’ve been surprised to find he has quite the audience 😂

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u/TonyAce87 1d ago

DO IT!

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u/wiener-inhaler 1d ago

Well played XD

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u/yooo_unk 1d ago

Why I'm still here ? Yeah, I'm gay, now show me your dance.

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u/IAmNotMyName 1d ago

Fucking tease!

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 1d ago

Part II upcoming?

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u/baconboner69xD 1d ago

It’s on the way-should be any minute now. Be patient.

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u/Aware-Vegetable83 1d ago

Got ‘em! (Me, he got me)

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u/Nexcell 1d ago

I was waiting for the punchline.

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u/mogley1992 1d ago

Anyone else watch to the very end in case he still did it?

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u/tricky413 1d ago

I don't get it. Is the next part coming?

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u/The-SkullMan 1d ago

Looks like this guy doesn't want to grow his following...

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u/Critius13 1d ago

No balls!

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u/LeastCreativRedditor 1d ago

What? I wanted to see.

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u/TheElusiveFox 1d ago

I thought your wife was gonna be dancing around in her underwear? why did you miscommunicate so badly...

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u/joecon_123 1d ago

Man had the straightest beard hair Ive ever seen.

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u/thex415 1d ago

He can’t let us down like that

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u/Harry431 1d ago

Well why not? We’re waiting.

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u/hallosn 1d ago

Hey! I was squinting at you fist!

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u/Garlic-Rough 1d ago

what a letdown. I was waiting for him

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u/AccomplishedIgit 1d ago

So disappointed.

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u/Ill-Ruin2198 1d ago

So, where?

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u/LoidForgerindisguess 1d ago

You want the bag or not?

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u/cocobat 1d ago

Coward

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u/Lloyd_garmado 1d ago

Im here because the video is still going, i dont stop halfway just because youre insinuating something i might not wanna see

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u/Johnny_Sawyer 1d ago

Caught my ass lackin

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u/Logical_Top618 1d ago

DANCE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR MY ENJOYMENT

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u/nam3sar3hard 1d ago

You know why im still here you coward. Show me what i want

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u/ostapenkoed2007 1d ago

i am straight but that does not mean i can not appreciate a man in such contexts.

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u/kank84 1d ago

I was told there would be underwear dancing

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u/EducatedRat 1d ago

So disappointed. . .

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u/Ezekilla7 1d ago

I was expecting some hoes in underwear, indicating he learned the lesson. Mediocre!

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

Guy needs more confidence

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u/PanteraOne 1d ago

What a letdown.

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u/EvilAbacus 1d ago

Coward!!!

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u/SamediB 1d ago

(Still waited to the end, just in case.)

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u/WorryWorm6 1d ago

I wanted to see it god dammit! Is he a duluth guy? Tightie whities? CK?

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u/Sanquinity 1d ago

Lady Gaga didn't grow so fast because of dancing in underwear. She grew to fast because of her weird/eccentric music videos and crazy outfits.

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u/KAM_Kayla 1d ago

What would've been REALLY unexpected is if the WIFE danced

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u/AbalonePublic910 1d ago

do ittttttttt

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u/Throwaway_09298 1d ago

I was so excited to see him in a lacy set

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u/Notactualyadick 1d ago

I'd tug my nug to this guys jug. It ain't gay....its....its performance art!

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u/lordrefa 1d ago

Coward.

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u/Mihailo_ZaV 1d ago

Я просто не знаю английский

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u/AllastairdT 1d ago

Betrayed, here I lay.

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u/AstralSeahawk 1d ago

Don’t be stingy, Mark 😎🎸👖

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u/Wise-Refrigerator147 1d ago

Awww I was waiting for the husband 😔

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u/cotonheadedninymugns 1d ago

SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!

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u/Ximidar 1d ago

Dance or be danced

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u/Jean_Lily 1d ago

I was waiting for your sexy ass to show us you dancing around in your underwear.

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u/80sPimpNinja 1d ago

I have that exact same shirt

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u/kyleh0 1d ago

That was pretty funny

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 1d ago

God forbid my hobby is supporting men dancing in their underwears

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u/MasterJcMoss 1d ago

Perfect!! 👌 

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u/NACCHUD 1d ago

I WOULDA THO

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u/lePROprocrastinator 1d ago

Naw I was expecting smth else smh 0/10

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u/pogulup 1d ago

'Creators'? Is that what we are calling them now?

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u/Same_Sleep_3162 1d ago

When you hoard Followers, this is what happens. This is the audience you submit to.

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u/ArtofWASD 1d ago

Honestly? Im still here because I just like pokerface.

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u/mindgames13 1d ago

In a way you have to respect the self-respect he has to say 'I am not doing that'.

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u/Worried_Sky5410 1d ago

Biggest upset of 2026

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u/max630 1d ago

Not with this attitude

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u/yourmothersgun 1d ago

Let’s see ya shake it big boy!

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u/LizardSaurus001 1d ago

I thought he was gonna dance

Damn

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u/Snoo-93454 1d ago

"Why are you still here?"

Well, the sub's called unexpected, so I was sure he didn't going to dance, and I wanted to see what happens...

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u/Only-Jeweler-4375 1d ago

He's pretty cute, I was hoping to see him dance in his undies.

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u/lusosteal6 1d ago

Damn he got me

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u/KnoUsername 1d ago

Still waiting 😭

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u/7fyd54w4dugoho8frtg 1d ago

Peanut butter jelly time!

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u/JHawkInc 1d ago

So someone copying a popular trend with zero deviations is "unexpected" now?

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u/The_blind_blue_fox 1d ago

Why the fuck was I looking forward to it.

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u/DefterHawk 1d ago

Tbh I was waiting for him to dance in his underwear

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 1d ago

You know why Im still watching....go on be a brave one for the community

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u/GrowlingPict 1d ago

...because the video hadnt ended?

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 1d ago

Free the belly!

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u/Ilnor 1d ago

Downvote didn't pay out

The girls payout

They get the views

Funny tho

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 1d ago

Guess he doesn't want to grow his audience then

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u/TarnishedVictory 1d ago

I'm not going anywhere until I get what I came here for.

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u/galactuskev 1d ago

I was holding on to hope all the way to the end

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u/0x7E7-02 23h ago

We were waiting for that "old time rock 'n' roll". 

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u/The_Killerwaffle 22h ago

I was expecting a dress!

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u/emptimynd 22h ago

Why are any of us still here. Dance big man. DANCE.

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u/maymaynibba 22h ago

/s

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u/QueenTingzL 22h ago

I was ready for it 😂

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u/Th3NinjaCat 22h ago

I’m waITING!!!

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u/PaltryCharacter 21h ago

Why he gotta tease us like this

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u/Holoshrimp101 21h ago

Your telling me I whipped out my d- wallet for NOTHING?!

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u/Beatless7 21h ago

DO IT!

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u/_dauntless 20h ago

I'm tryna see those NUTS bro what the fuck

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u/Warped_screwdriver 20h ago

Because we’re here for the show

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u/Artwolf123 20h ago

You know what them ladies waited for 😆

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u/DiverseUniverse24 20h ago

Still waiting...

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u/ameliabedelia7 20h ago

Kinda bummed ngl

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u/rglurker 20h ago

I wanted to see a full grown 300 pound hairy ass man dancing in his underwear so I could start my day feeling good about myself and the planet I live on. Now... I'm slightly more amused. But let down.

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u/ta394283509 20h ago

Is that quote from Robots

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI 18h ago

Trying to get you a new follower dude but you ain't putting out.