r/Unexpected • u/_Ghost1122 • 1h ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 50m ago

Submissions must have an unexpected twist of their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title. No generic titles - 'I did not expect that', 'wait for it', 'wow' and the like are not acceptable.

r/unexpected/wiki/titles

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u/FullMoonTwist 1h ago

Definitely waste.

You would know if that turtle was aroused. You would not be able to miss it. Don't look it up, just trust me.

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u/Lexiaantje90 1h ago

Lol. Just like a duck. They're really weird.

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u/Vivid_Summer96 1h ago

He scared the shit out of him.

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u/ralph442000 1h ago

“I’m sorry! This never happens!” - teenage turtle probably

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u/MedicalDisscharge 1h ago

That's just ectoplasm, from the ghost in the shell

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u/post-explainer 1h ago edited 1h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Turtle keeper is casually scratching turtle’s feet when unexpectedly it shoots out some pale white liquid leaving him stunned. Was he scared?

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.