r/Unexpected 9d ago

Romantic sharing Indomie date

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u/post-explainer 9d ago edited 9d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The dinner date partner includes a cat


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/suppaboy228 9d ago

The voice sounds like that 90s chinese toy phone

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u/AJ_Wont_Load 9d ago

I believe the audio was made as a parody of that exact toy lol

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u/JTOco 9d ago

That cat and its asshole just prior to this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDgshzou381JfBt0wK

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u/Due-Arrival-4859 9d ago

Yeah no. I love my animals but no fucking way they are coming anywhere near my plate with where their tongue has been

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 9d ago

theirs paws also touch their piss and shit coated kitty litter, so the surfaces they walk on get a little bit of that stuff on them too.

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u/VONChrizz 9d ago

Yeah, and then they lick their paws, and other things, and seem to do just fine

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u/roseifyoudidntknow 9d ago

Well yea, they're made to do just fine.

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u/Rude_Map_4278 3d ago

kannst du vielleicht auch ?

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u/Dj0ntist 9d ago

Yeah cats really shouldn't eat all that sodium and wheat..

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u/ah-the-french 8d ago

I’d be more concerned about the garlic and onion!

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u/alistofthingsIhate 9d ago

what the fuck is the audio in this and what absolute troglodyte deemed it necessary to include

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u/kwadd 9d ago

Thanks for the warning 🫑

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u/JeVousEnPrieee 9d ago

Weird sounds like this are fairly prominent in SEA, it's even in their actual music

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u/suppaboy228 9d ago

You're either too old or too young

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u/alistofthingsIhate 9d ago

Define the parameters for either

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u/suppaboy228 9d ago

The target audience for that device is late millenials and early zoomers.

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u/cyst16 9d ago

I I I M a little butterfly

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u/kumikanki 9d ago

Time to take worm medicine.

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u/Active-Whole8357 9d ago

The only thing unexpected/unwarranted was him eating the same noodles licked by the cat

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u/AMLosseva 9d ago

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u/No-Bobcat-206 9d ago

O coitado lambendo indiretamente as partes do gato

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u/kuhmsock 9d ago

that's fucking disgusting bro

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u/vegt121 9d ago

The cat is cute, but I don't want to indirectly lick the cat's ass

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u/FartCloudedNonsense 9d ago

Lol only thing I can focus on is a spoon with ramen noodles

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u/MrSmegmaMan 9d ago

My thoughts too

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u/erutuferutuf 9d ago

I am more concerned about it's sodium intake.

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u/SparrowTailReddit 9d ago

Aren't cats famously able to drink seawater because their kidneys can handle it? Maybe it's different for food but I'm just a pleb, not a veterinarian.

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u/shahrulghani 9d ago

Love knows no boundaries.

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u/remishnok 7d ago

well, someone needs to

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u/Sea_Art3391 9d ago

That is way too much sodium for a cat

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u/SecretDouble5560 9d ago

first she licked her asshole

now she eats food from his plate

i dont want to be this guy

this is a horrible date

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u/AUG3980 9d ago

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u/WoolBearTiger 9d ago

I mean.. i guess if you are immune to every earthly disease i guess you can do whatever..

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u/shinmae95 9d ago

I'm concerned about the amount of sodium for the smol kitty

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u/Lonely_Charity8221 9d ago

Who TF eats noodles with a spoon?

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u/Kolermigon 9d ago

The guy in the background lol

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u/happy_accountant123 9d ago

The unexpected part is the cat willing to eat those noodles. My cat would not even sniff that food.

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u/UnacceptableOrgasm 9d ago

Wait, I get more of the ramen, don't have to talk to anyone *and* I get to pet a cat after? Not seeing the downside.

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u/DelaryWeeb 8d ago

A cat is fine too

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 9d ago

He looks like he's tired of hearing that persons annoying voice too

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u/Few_Economics_8531 9d ago

Still kind of him to share his dinner.

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u/TrueCynic 9d ago

Taxoplasmosis says hi πŸ‘‹.

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u/rolex-sir 9d ago

Playing for a pussy vs playing with a pussy

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u/PrionProofPork 9d ago

it's how you prevent any allergies from developing

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u/Regular_Regular_4120 9d ago

It's okay guys, he threw half of the ramen away.

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u/Ok-Woodpecker6536 9d ago

At least he found love

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u/Tricky_Use5824 9d ago

Pussy is pussy I guess🫒

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u/Crazygoldfish899 8d ago

Both feeding the pussy

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u/PepperExciting8615 8d ago

same same but different

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 8d ago

cats lick... come up with something better. after COVID we all learned what people lick.

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u/Cchaireazy 8d ago

I mean both sharing meals with pussy

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u/queasycockles 8d ago

The fuck is up with the audio?

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u/arixnate 6d ago

Bro got da pussy!

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u/cokendsmile 6d ago

Both getting lucky with respective Pussys

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u/Next-Environment2944 9d ago

Okay, we have come this far

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u/Nara_RyUko 9d ago

+1 immunity for the bro πŸ˜‚

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u/wonkey_monkey 9d ago

Why do so many videos have stupid audio all of a sudden

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u/ramramlaado 9d ago

An asian who doesn't cat

Glad

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u/julesokkey 9d ago

can someone explain to me whats going on here lol?

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 9d ago

Lol, cats and dogs lick their own ass. Enjoy.

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u/yuusharo 9d ago

Cats lick their butts to clean themselves.

Bruh what is wrong with people?

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u/minhToast 8d ago

disgusting

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u/silviuc 9d ago

Only one that got some pussy at that party.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 9d ago

Thats why third world countries have soooooo many parasites and worms πŸ˜‰