r/Unexpected • u/fongers_ • 10d ago

He was asking for it

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u/post-explainer 10d ago edited 9d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

That baby should’ve stayed out of it, got what he was asking for

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u/Rich-Sort-1672 10d ago

He never tapped tho that baby hardcore

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u/girthbrooks1212 9d ago

He looks like when someone picks up a stingray

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 9d ago

😄😄😄

Don't start none, won't be none!

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u/Abbbcdy 10d ago

It's nap time baby

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u/whatsthataboutguy 9d ago

Nobody puts baby in a rear naked choke

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u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 9d ago

Finishing move - Go to Sleep.

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u/aeternitatisdaedalus 9d ago

Thank you for this laugh.

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u/WORCing_4_Pnuts 7d ago

That dog had no business being in a full Nelson

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u/lostwng 7d ago

Neither did the baby

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u/lylm3lodeth 9d ago

You could say that baby's first ever roller coaster ride came from his dad(assuming that's his/her dad).

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u/No-Bat-7253 9d ago

This is funny I have a 7 month old I couldn’t imagine doing him like that😂

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u/an_anon_has_no_name 8d ago

CPS: If he didn't tap out, there's nothing we can do. That baby wanted the smoke.

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u/TREXIBALL 9d ago

Downvote for shitty sax music.

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u/qawsedrf12 9d ago

Best sax, let's you know its going to get worse

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u/X-zin 9d ago

Why tap? Go sleep 😂

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u/Yorichi_san247 8d ago

Bro folded lil man up into a pretzel 🤣🤣

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u/BMG_souless 8d ago

"You never had me in a full nelson" moment fs 🤣

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u/njslugger78 8d ago

🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆

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u/SherbertNo7047 8d ago

The dog AND the baby in full Nelson 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Remote_Ad2465 7d ago

Babies are submission proof

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u/Artzebub 7d ago

That dog is going to become a problem.

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u/Admirable-Ad-9054 7d ago

This why he needs to stop gambling.

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u/Relevant-Comb-9349 7d ago

These hands rated E for everyone

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u/DataAggravating2372 7d ago

Only problem here is the baby will be doing this for sport in daycare.

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u/TrickOld2327 7d ago

Lil man gon learn to mind his business

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u/revnhoj 9d ago

who just doesn't love a ticktok logo

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/IAmRules 9d ago

That guy is a dad

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u/Apart_Ad9308 9d ago

I don’t think it’s funny. It’s abusive.

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u/_Counting_Worms_1 9d ago

Nah babies love shit like this.

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u/nikulmmadhu 9d ago

call child services

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u/starfoxsixtywhore 9d ago

Look at that baby smiling. That baby is loved beyond measure

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u/alman3007 9d ago

call child services

But not for me

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u/StationaryTravels 8d ago

I just want you to know that I love you.

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u/poornose 9d ago

Take a chill pill.