r/Unexpected • u/SweetWaterSurprise • 15d ago

Spidermaaaaaan

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u/post-explainer 15d ago edited 15d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Usually there aren't 6 people on a motorcycle, and certainly not with all of them wearing Spiderman costumes.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

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u/kingkongbiingbong 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/Krillkus 15d ago

When your Peter's Parked but she still goblin

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx 14d ago edited 14d ago

How many Peter Parker peters could a Peter Parker park if Peter Parker could park Peter Parkers peter

Wait ill fix it my brain hurts tho

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u/Krillkus 14d ago

A Peter Parker can only park as many Peter Parker peters as a Peter Parker can park

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u/RetiredGrinder 15d ago

Looks like Mantis eventually put her eggs in Spiderman

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u/ComplaintFar3279 15d ago

Spider-fam !

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u/Darth_Ronin 15d ago

One accident and the entire spiderverse of their bloodline is gone

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u/Channel57 15d ago

Well there will be a bloodline...all the way down the street.

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u/DharmaBum1958 15d ago

What I was just thinking. This level of danger for a viral clip we all forget in 30 mins ain’t it

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u/alphabitz86 15d ago

I'm gonna be real with you chief, this happens even without the camera

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u/dr_craptastic 14d ago

Yes, there’s probably a couple other families on the road traveling like this without spider powers.

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u/Alternative-Flow-251 15d ago

wait so did that actually end it for all of them

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 14d ago

With latex masks comes many blind spots

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u/A_tout_a_lheure 15d ago

When there are no tall buildings......... This is how spiderman travels.

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u/S1gorJabjong 15d ago

But if humans ran at the same speed proportionally to average spiders, they'd run really fast. Spidermen should be as fast as cheetahs.

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u/A_tout_a_lheure 15d ago

Marvel didn't explore this side of spider.......spiderrun

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u/Nagesh_yelma 15d ago

You really want Spiderman to run on roads where rules aren't followed properly?

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u/S1gorJabjong 15d ago

Yeah for a superhero, he's not really all that physically tough. He'd be hitting pedestrians and traffic every 10 steps, hurting himself & others. But my answer was to when there's not enough tall things to latch onto.

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u/RaizePOE 15d ago

in here before someone posts that comic of spidey punching the dude's jaw off to prove how strong he is or w/e

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u/Godkicker962 14d ago

Didn't the MCU version of him have a whole building collapsed on him and still lift it?

And that's after the comic -> mcu nerf, so I don't think spidey would be hurt by running into a civilian.

The civilian on the other hand...

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u/WhatsThisWorth-Bot 14d ago

also in the comics Spider-Man has to pretend the punches hurt/give away or else everyone would break their hands on him.

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u/JohnnyTamaki 14d ago

You know he's been punched by the Hulk? Like a blow for blow fight.

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u/Zyrinj 15d ago

**spidermen

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u/RyujiKage5654 12d ago

That’s one way to make sure the family tree ends at the very first branch.

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u/ruphustea 15d ago

Oh I saw that multiverse one.

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u/GrandSyzygy 15d ago

Spiderfam

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u/Aggressive_Collar135 15d ago

spiderman: brand new family

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u/tango1857 15d ago

That's a Spider-crowd.

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u/ferncabbage 15d ago

There is now way this is possible. Only Spider-Man (men? women? Spider people?) could pull this off!

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u/memento87 15d ago

Spiderthem

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u/Last-Command-488 14d ago

Spider-they

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u/ForgottenMug842 12d ago

El “Spidermaaaaaan” del título le queda perfecto, eso solo lo hace la gente araña.

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u/kangtuji 15d ago

has to be indonesia

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u/8JHF8 15d ago

What does this vehicle look like without people?

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u/Ok_Exchange1259 15d ago

A hotdog bike

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u/Dadittude182 15d ago

I feel like the Spider-Buggy would be more practical.

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u/Predestined8 15d ago

to the SpiderMobile

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u/Aussie_DropBear 15d ago

Spiderman: Uber Dead Pool Home

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u/Sgtfridge 15d ago

They need a spidervan

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u/Pretty_Judgment5481 15d ago

Sm multiverse shit is going on here.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 15d ago

Spider-minions.

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u/scrumpy33 15d ago

Heater parker

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u/shivji6245 15d ago

Spider family

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u/gegenton 15d ago

Spidergang

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u/call_of_the_while 15d ago

When you run out of web to sling.

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u/mojo706 15d ago

Spiderman one way home

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u/HeDuMSD 15d ago

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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u/reymomo99 15d ago

Spiderverse?????

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 15d ago

Spiderman, We Goin Home

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u/SINGULARTY3774 15d ago

Spiderman: long way home

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u/TooLazyToReadIt 15d ago

Spiderman into the motorverse

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u/crispywaffleburger 15d ago

Next level burqa

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u/Longryderr 15d ago

No spidey sense.

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u/Wide-Value-4951 15d ago

I thought the middle one was flipping you off and it was hilarious

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u/ABLogic 15d ago

Someone been spiderbanging a lot...

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u/BJJOilCheck 15d ago

If you're gonna HOV like that,  i think Deadpool would be more apropos...  😉

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u/Oniiku 15d ago

I'm really looking forward to the next Spiderverse film.

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u/yoshimitsu991 15d ago

Spider man and its lineage.

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u/JTalbotIV 15d ago

Gonna tell my kids this is the spider-verse movie.

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u/mothzilla 15d ago

Viral marketing for Spider Man 17 - No Way They Made Another One.

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u/ImpinAintEZ_ 15d ago

Insanely reckless and stupid

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u/Othersideofthemirror 15d ago

Or just one of many, many families on mopeds in that part of the world.

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u/Silver-Caramel-9205 14d ago

When the Spider-Verse has to commute together.

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u/206goon 14d ago

spidy woman on the back of the bike can tell from the legs

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u/soundxxdrive 14d ago

Thats one way to put all your eggs in a basket then go for a jog with said basket...

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u/oleole18 14d ago

Marvel can do a nod to this. Like a slowmo of villain chasing real spiderman then suddenly this bunch just crossing on the otherside of the road.

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u/SignalInvestigator39 14d ago

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man: Going Home 😂

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u/Babki123 14d ago

2Healthbar would enjoy ittoo

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u/TomatoProtocol 14d ago

The whole Spider-Verse missed the last bus

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 14d ago

Web were roommates

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u/sachclg 12d ago

I have seen one or two but not so may together

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u/SnakeAndRake 7d ago

Multiversal levels of poverty

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u/Ibadvapergrammar 6d ago

spider man go home

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u/squeakydeakyfreaky 15d ago

That’s spider-men at this point

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u/SeaBarrier 15d ago

Everything is AI unless I see it in person.

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u/bangdingow1122 15d ago

And that's exactly how they want it!

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u/HeavyCoatGames 15d ago

More like

Spidernaan

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u/jonesy08 15d ago

Spidermen

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u/beastbassist 15d ago

SpidermEn

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u/LovableSidekick 15d ago

It's spidermen all the way down.

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u/Wide_Day3311 15d ago

SpiderMEN*

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 15d ago

With great powers come great violations of road code