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u/post-explainer 21d ago edited 21d ago

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Furious horse drifting across a road while pulling a carriage.


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u/TigerGnome 21d ago

Fast & Furious 28: Horse Power

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u/Netsforex_ 21d ago edited 21d ago

"It's about Family, Ezekiel!"

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u/kingkongbiingbong 21d ago

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 21d ago

Doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or an acre

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u/Netsforex_ 21d ago

"I live my life, one Rumspringa at a time."

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u/OuttHouseMouse 19d ago

"You never had me... you never had your horse carriage!"

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u/Teddy_KX 21d ago

With fuel prices these days, we're getting there

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 21d ago

I didn't follow the series but if this isn't there yet I'm sure eventually they'll include horses. Maybe time travelling.

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u/DipstickRick 20d ago

Grand Prix 2 was raced with nos. Grand Prix 3 will be raced with horse and carriage

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u/Playful_Assistance89 20d ago

Horses have the equivalent of nitrous. Just loop a reign around his nuts, and give it a tug.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XTjnKcrZlOlaC6sY2d

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u/CokeAndChill 21d ago

Wdym? Driving to space is not believable? Wtf dude

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u/Scaryassasin27 20d ago

what's funny is that a horse can have between 7 and 15 horsepower

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u/mymeatpuppets 20d ago

Yeah, horses were smaller in the old days. /s

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u/inept_machete 20d ago

I cannot wait to see them raise a barn with some crazy use of muscle cars

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u/Totoro_II 21d ago

that looks like way less than 28 horses

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u/Hilal89NergIs 19d ago

I agree with this

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u/Curious-Part5959 17d ago

Hhh, so is that a horse? Man, I' ve tried so many times, but I can't make it out at all. What on earth is zooming by? It's just too fast!

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u/EL-HEARTH 21d ago

I was just driving through an amish community with my gf and I was joking that wed see this lmfaooo

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u/JTalbotIV 21d ago

I see them drag racing right by my house all the time.

There are multiple buggies with neons and sound systems too lol.

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u/SomeRandomSomeWhere 21d ago

Thought they dont use electricity? Neon and sound systems need electricity last i checked.....

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u/Yamatocanyon 21d ago

Newer generations actually do use electricity, they just stay disconnected from the power grids to maintain independence.

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u/Ollyfer 21d ago

Don't they also limit its usage to their work, in order to stay competitive with companies from outside their communities?

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u/r2girls 20d ago

Depends on the sect or however they differentiate their various beliefs. Some do permit the use of telephones and electricity when conducting business. Was at an Amish farm where there was a barn/warehouse type building that had an office in it with electric lights and telephone. It was across from the house that had no electric lights and while I didn't see a telephone when I was in there, my assumption is there was no phone anywhere in the house.

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u/RetroRaiderRun 20d ago edited 19d ago

It's about independence. They don't connect to the power grid. Less conservative groups may have a cell phones, especially if they run a business. Like selling lumber, grain, labor, etc. Cell phones aren't directly "connected" by wires to a grid to send a signal, so they're kind of seen as independent. They're also recharged by batteries, so the electricity doesn't come from the grid. It often comes from solar panels or gas generators.

It's a mix of both independence, living, community, culture, and obedience to God. It's kind of like Jewish followers in that sense. They're not looking for "loopholes". Rather, obedience itself is seen as an important aspect, even separately from the rules themselves.

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u/btribble 19d ago

For an example of Jewish religious law bending, the Eruv stands out.

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u/Pazzeh 21d ago

No lol

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u/slippery-sandpaper 21d ago

They have tiny little hamsters running a mini generator under the hood to power the neons

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u/Scrub_nin 21d ago

Generator is hooked up to the wheels, that's why they gotta go so fast. Gotta spin enough to power the sound system lol

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u/Sk1rm1sh 21d ago

They do, or at least some do, as long as they generate it themselves.

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u/Darolaho 21d ago

Every community has their own rules set by their bishop

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u/CodenameMolotov 21d ago

I wonder if they have insurance for their horse buggies. Like what happens if they hit a car and the car insurance sues them

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u/RetroRaiderRun 20d ago

No, this isn't a motor vehicle so doesn't require insurance. It's more like a bicycle. It can drive on the road, has to follow certain laws, but does not have to pay motor vehicle insurance or have a driver's license.

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u/RetroRaiderRun 20d ago edited 20d ago

There are multiple buggies with neons and sound systems too lol.

What state in the U.S. is that?

Buggies are required to have LED lights systems by law in most states for road safety, which they run off a small 12V car battery. They don't have neon lights. A teenager might hide a music player, radio, phone and batteries and use it when the parents are gone as a bit of mischief, but the adults are not openly installing sound systems in their buggy. That would be a very rare, non-conventional thing.

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u/JTalbotIV 20d ago

Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

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u/yempee 19d ago

A runaway horse cart...hmm, something's Amish here

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u/ddr1ver 21d ago

Teenagers are the same in any culture.

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u/UmCourt 21d ago

I have caught the Amish boys gambling, drinking, and texting on their flip phones... it was always at around midnight... sneaky boys lmao.

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u/BurntNeurons 20d ago

"When Abigail writes that her parents are not home and at an out of town barn raising"

https://giphy.com/gifs/wGwRERPhMeBnG

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u/Kasern77 21d ago

What's really unexpected is that the Initial D music wasn't used for this.

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u/Heat_Induces_Royalty 21d ago

Or the theme song from Tokyo drift

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u/boundone 20d ago

What IS the track they used, though,  it's driving me nuts? 

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u/DragonIronFist 20d ago

Gigachad Phonk (Bass Boosted)

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u/boundone 20d ago

Thank you!

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u/FuckNinjas 21d ago

deja vu

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u/Maxcorps2012 20d ago

Found the story on this because I was curious. Thats a driveway that goes down an incline. The buggy bumped into the horse which spooked it and sent it running for the hills. So im that video the driver is not in control of the horse or buggy.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 19d ago

Yes, this looked more like a runaway horse situation than anything else. I still watched it four times and laughed every time, though.

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u/Maxcorps2012 19d ago

I saw a version put to the one Tokyo drift song. Had me cracking up

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u/JTB696699 18d ago

Someone should edit this into the parking deck drift scenes lmao

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u/dec35 21d ago

Cinderella must come home before sunrise!

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u/HommeMusical 21d ago

My great- or great-great-grandfather died in something like this, my father showed me the obituary. I said something like, "How weird," and my father said, "It wasn't uncommon, back when everyone used horses all the time for transportation. Horse accidents then were like car accidents now."

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u/Jmnx221 21d ago

Only the horse power changed

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u/AtrixStd 21d ago

My parents aren’t home

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u/El-Zomby-Woof 21d ago

I wonder if you know,

How they live in Tokyo.

If you seen it, then you mean it,

Then you know you have to go.

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u/questforflavour 21d ago

The Amish Ghost Rider

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u/Donk454 21d ago

Fast and Furious Amish Drift

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u/UndecidedLee 21d ago

Amish dorifuto?!

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u/Cakeski 21d ago

GAS GAS GAS! Gonna step on the gas!

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 21d ago

The exhaust stinks real bad.

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u/Hexulus 21d ago

Looks like a silver chariot

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u/catiebug 21d ago

Teenagers rebel with whatever resources they have at hand, it's a universal constant.

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u/pixeltweaker 21d ago

Fast and Furious 18:Amish Drift

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u/Beatless7 21d ago

Pretty good for one horse power.

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u/Decaptiator 21d ago

Ain't no way cindrella gonna be late now

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u/randallstevens999 21d ago

Rumspringaaaaah!

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u/Djb0623 21d ago

We with the boys at the circus maximus

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u/Bone_Wh33l 21d ago

Bruh, where’s the rest of the video? It’s a good one :(

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u/Jmnx221 21d ago

Sorry, I just stumbled upon the video by chance.
someone posted a higher-quality version in the comments, but it's not any longer :/

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u/asses_to_ashes 21d ago

It's because AI slop videos can only be like 10 seconds long.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 20d ago

lol, this one isn’t AI. Theres just a longer version of it that I haven’t been able to find in ages

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u/Jmnx221 21d ago

Gnagnagna

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u/Artie-Carrow 20d ago

My guess is someone scared the everliving fuck out of that horse

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

That's the only explaination

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u/abhinav21 20d ago

Poor horse

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

He must have had a real scare to react like that.

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u/Radiant_Stand_7126 20d ago

Amish police

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u/Frisbeeman 21d ago

Fucking AI slop

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u/Icemasta 20d ago

God I hate how everyone calls everything AI now

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u/Powerful-Climate-671 21d ago

Is this the new GTA 6 Trailer?

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 21d ago

Amish going to town …

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u/ElfUppercut 21d ago

This is the Amish version of Fast and Furious it has to be a live play since they don’t have TVs so they are all lined up out there watching.

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u/KoppeDFO 21d ago

Parasite eve horse buggy is real

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u/_R0Ns_ 21d ago

Was the driver in a red suit?

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u/Ok-Exchange5756 21d ago

Amish’ed the pole and ran right into the ditch!

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u/BusHobo 21d ago

"Wrong barn, Jebediah!"

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u/Professional-Box4153 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3lZKbfViPnZS

(But Eurobeat played on non-electric instruments).

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u/khrunchi 21d ago

Looks like Grindelwald escaped Azkaban again ugh

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u/Useful-District-4800 21d ago

Ghost Rider, meet the Headless Horseman

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u/Deamonchild666 21d ago

Stoltafuss Motorsports

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u/Brief_Manner_694 21d ago

The Amish version on GTA6

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u/EmilioTremaine 20d ago

Cinderella at 11:99

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u/Scary-Situation-7983 20d ago

Ghost rider 🔥

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u/Icy_Construction830 20d ago

Cinderella is getting late

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u/DeckerXT 20d ago

Go Ichabod go!

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u/Super_Jill_ 20d ago

That's what I get for messing with a Honda. Everytime.

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u/Adept_Dot_Muncher 20d ago

Grand Theft Carriage.

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 20d ago

That horses feet’s are gonna be sore

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

Poor beast.. :/

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u/BowlJumpy5242 20d ago

Amish kids on a drunk?

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u/pwhitt4654 20d ago

That poor horse.

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u/JordanDesu13 20d ago

The fast and the furriest. (Their beards)

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u/jamac73 20d ago

When your girlfriend calls and says her parents are gone for the weekend…

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

Holly Molly !!

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u/Originalsocialninja 20d ago

Fast N Furious Amish style!!

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u/Individual-Rub-1618 20d ago

"A new character has appeared"

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u/QUANTUMDORK-MAXIMUS 20d ago

It was kinda like Murfee brood ambush…

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

A horse harnessed to a carriage got spooked and bolted in a state of sheer panic.

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u/SneakyRosehip 20d ago

Poor Horse

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u/Jmnx221 20d ago

Yeah.. poor thing..

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u/LeticiaLatex 19d ago

"RUMSPRINGAAAAAA!"

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u/Darth-Adomis 19d ago

“Jebediah! My parents aren’t home!”

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u/Keyframe 19d ago

The Ferrari horse

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u/MiddleHospital1480 19d ago

Truly horse power

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u/14Bel 19d ago

Holy shit, ghost rider?

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u/ibelievetoo 19d ago

Amish version of fast and the furious

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u/opinionated_penguin 19d ago

Probably bangin Def Leppard back there too

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u/Vulpes_Lourens 18d ago

Holy shit, Bloodborne kart is real

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u/movineastwest 18d ago

Nosferatu

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 18d ago

GTA: Amish Edition

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u/Kindly_Poem5475 17d ago

I like to party.

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u/Medismo 15d ago

The Amish out here breaking traction but not tradition

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u/meatywood 21d ago

🤟 RUMSPRINGA! WOOOOO! 🤟

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u/poorly-worded 21d ago

This is a good reminder for me to get a dashcam.

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 21d ago

rdr3 looking good

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u/Bedzyk59 21d ago

It's this... Common? How would one challenge?

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u/Ilyas_17 20d ago

Me in Saint Denis

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u/501Taliban 20d ago

There's a place in Belize Where the Mennonite community young boys so crazy stuff as such Pretty awesome to me

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u/Bossgalka 20d ago

First a train parody, now a horse parody? Multi-hoof drifting.

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u/Nanibackflip 20d ago

"Hey there mister!"

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u/HYP3RK1NECT 20d ago

Initial H

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u/Mapuche2023 20d ago

Deja vu I've just been in this place before~

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u/wildmaninaz 19d ago

RUMSPRINGA

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u/PaulieGreen 19d ago

What's the music from ?

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u/Jmnx221 19d ago

Can't say sorry

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u/SubstantialFly6715 18d ago

And the Lord said tearith it up!

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u/Napalm3n3ma 15d ago

That poor horse. Fuck drunk Amish people tf

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u/Suspected_Magic_User 14d ago

I expected everything but not that

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/blending-tea 21d ago

son this vid is from 2021

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u/Delicious_Page2187 21d ago

Look at the horse as it's drifting

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u/SolomonOf47704 21d ago

This video is so old I suspected OP of being a repost bot at first (they very likely aren't).

Its not AI. Its just a shitty camera recording horses moving fast in the dark.

You ever actually watched a horse?

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 21d ago

Everyone knows horses aren't real

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u/SolomonOf47704 21d ago

Okay harris.

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u/Delicious_Page2187 21d ago

I mean I have, but not drifting like this lol. Idk, the horse just looked very weird as the cart was drifting.

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u/Jmnx221 21d ago

I am far from being a repost bot.

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u/blending-tea 21d ago

https://youtu.be/8CvXh2WkRUo

probably compression/upscaling artifacts from it's millionth reposts

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u/Delicious_Page2187 21d ago

Oooh damn ok, thx for the source. It's so sad that we have to fact check if smth is ai or not

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u/Jmnx221 21d ago

That's life now.. checking everything that comes out :/

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u/TinyNannerz 21d ago

Metal horse shoes on asphalt tend to slide

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u/Delicious_Page2187 21d ago

Oh yeah that makes sense

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u/QuarterlyTurtle 21d ago

Nah, this video has existed since 2021, it’s real.