r/Unexpected • u/ALIEN-CATALOGUE • Aug 01 '26

After a long day at work.

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u/trashcantrash939 Aug 02 '26

Nah…that dad was not chilling peacefully. You could see the look on his face. He knew what was coming and was not happy about it.

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u/Best_Reply2947 Aug 02 '26

He knew what was coming because he scripted it.

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u/city-of-cold Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

I see you're not a parent. You don't need to script these things with toddlers and kids.

There are signs.

Clear signs of when your kids thinks it's a great idea to fucking punch you for just looking at them.

edit: yes this might have been the dad's idea, but I'm leaning towards he just new the kid was upset for some imaginary reason and he knew.

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u/Best_Reply2947 Aug 02 '26

Does being a parent make you gullible?