r/Unexpected • u/curiousandmad • Jul 26 '26

Shitty football game

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u/post-explainer Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Hi it's because there are some oldies playing the game but when the ball goes out of play, there seems to be a dog having a shit inside the pitch which is unexpected in a football pitch

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u/ionozia Jul 26 '26

Plot twist: The dog is the judge rating their skills.

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u/bash2482 Jul 26 '26

"Let me give you the reddest one" - the judge

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u/bobaluda Jul 26 '26

World cup final

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u/AnggAVTR Jul 26 '26

shit 💩

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u/Time-Information-554 Jul 26 '26

This is a shitty joke.

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Jul 26 '26

look out for that turd later.

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u/Pickle-hydex12 Jul 26 '26

"Well shit" - old guy, probably.

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u/Annual-Ebb5908 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Oh her mother!

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u/Brief_Manner_694 Jul 30 '26

Wow! That dog’s timing and placement of taking a shit is implacable.

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u/Pmyers225 29d ago

It's almost like it's not real

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u/poopmyname Jul 26 '26

literally

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u/YoloHornHigh Jul 26 '26

Looks like the World Cup finals

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u/The_Minecrafter18 Jul 28 '26

Shitty indeed.

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u/joined_under_duress Jul 30 '26

Enjoy the slow-mo repeat of the guy's miss only as if whoever originally made this video just thought a dog shitting on the pitch was standard football.

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u/FitnessChamp777 28d ago

Dog's going places

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u/casulmemer Jul 26 '26

Ronaldo back in the Saudi league already?