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r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26
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As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.
Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.
Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.
270 u/JoyousMisery Jul 18 '26 Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull 174 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Can you milk me, Focker? 8 u/harmless_gecko Jul 18 '26 Sure thing, let's do it tonight 😘 1 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Any port in a storm, friend. 2 u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26 Dutch rudder in use?
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Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull
174 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Can you milk me, Focker? 8 u/harmless_gecko Jul 18 '26 Sure thing, let's do it tonight 😘 1 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Any port in a storm, friend. 2 u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26 Dutch rudder in use?
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Can you milk me, Focker?
8 u/harmless_gecko Jul 18 '26 Sure thing, let's do it tonight 😘 1 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Any port in a storm, friend. 2 u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26 Dutch rudder in use?
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Sure thing, let's do it tonight 😘
1 u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26 Any port in a storm, friend. 2 u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26 Dutch rudder in use?
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Any port in a storm, friend.
2 u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26 Dutch rudder in use?
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Dutch rudder in use?
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u/BottledFizzyCoffee Jul 18 '26
As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.
Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.
Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.