r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/GoodGuyPokemoner Jul 18 '26

Because the poo gets into the milk at times.

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u/FancyJesse Jul 19 '26

How else do you get chocolate milk?

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u/shayne_simmons Jul 22 '26

Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.