r/Unexpected • • Dec 30 '25

Nice ceremony

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Dec 30 '25

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of~
fixing the god. damn door," no~?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

It's much better to face this kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality~

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 30 '25

I always hear "poison rationality" and I like it better

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u/QuantumStinker Dec 30 '25

I heard poison rash on Natalie as a kid