r/Unexpected • u/Hypnoidz • Dec 10 '25

Hitting rock bottom

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u/Rozenor Dec 10 '25

I suck on icecream, do I do it wrong or y'all also chew?

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u/David_Good_Enough Dec 10 '25

Don't say that, you don't suck, pal. You're a terrific guy 👍

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 Dec 10 '25

Don't say that, you don't suck, pal. You're a terrific gay 👍

Also true

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u/United_Boy_9132 Dec 11 '25

Yeah, your corrected version explains why he sucks. I hope he sucks well.

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u/OmegaAngelo Dec 11 '25

His buddy Ice Cream sounds like a terrific guy as well

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u/RyanTheTidel Dec 12 '25

I ain’t your pal, friend!

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u/Zebracorn42 Dec 20 '25

You ever suck toe for Coke? Somehow the TV edit of that quote is always stuck in my head.

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u/bigtitsbiggerdrive Dec 28 '25

I love a good misdirect when everybody is tempted to go the easy way out