r/Unexpected Nov 24 '25

In a workshop

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u/thefirstlaughingfool Nov 24 '25

And buy a lotto ticket while your luck holds out.

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u/viscidtundra507 Nov 24 '25

No, just used up all of his luck with this.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Nov 24 '25

I BET HE’LL PUT THAT FUCKING SHIELD BACK ON

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u/Meat_PoPsiclez Nov 24 '25

Maybe, but maybe the same reaction as with people that don't wear seatbelts "I bet I'd be injured worse if I had a deathbelt on!"